[REPORTED] Ezequiel Schelotto

Free agent, was with Brighton last season, 31 years old, full back.

https://the72.co.uk/196295/watford-set-sights-on-ex-brighton-and-hove-albion-full-back/

 

Seems relatively plausible given his cheap cost, availability etc although don’t think we need another RB should Kiko stay. Also seems that the source is that same sketchy Italian source that has linked us with Balotelli and Mandzukic.

 

Was the first Schlotto any good before start considering the follow up ?

Schlotto sounds like bit of a gamble to me.

 

Sounds like an Italian sporting goods manufacturer announced by Sean Connery.

 

He's crap.

 

Yes....but he's free, so all good.

 

and old.

 

Sounds like Schelotto nonsense to me.

 

.....yes but not injured unfortunately. Close but no cigar.

 

Yep, he was utter droppings in the 1-1 Mariappa own goal screamer game last season.

 

Absolute dog ****, was the worst player on the pitch when we played them at the Amex... and thats no mean feat considering Mapp’s antics in the same game

 

Just one big hit after another! Our scouting team better get a bonus for spotting this one in the wild. No way he should be on a free and even if he is, we're getting Premier League quality and experience.

Absolute bits being done by Gino and the team!

 

Greatest scouting network, in the world!

 

Our "scouting" these days does seem to be solely about "which position does he play" and "what will he cost" with absolutely zero consideration of ability.

 

Past caring. It's been obvious that all we were going to sign, if anyone at all, was always going to be old, cheap/free, worthless crap.

 

Aaah, but is he even crapperer van Massima m8?

 

Getting difficult to argue with this tbf

 

People are upset with the Pozzos because relegation has led to a drop in the quality of daft rumours.

 

Mario Mandzukic to Joe Bennett in 48hrs. I love the internet.

 

Can't see us wanting to Schel-out-to get this guy.

Even for free. Wages.

 

There’s a clear strategy. Go after 10 rubbish left backs and one of the will come to fruition

 

GET. HIM. IN.

Capoue, Harry the Hornet and this WUM may be too much for Zaha to bear if we get Palace in the cup

https://twitter.com/btsportfootball/status/1233830094357049346?s=20

 

That game didn't end up too well for Schelotto...

 

League 2 player ability. Dire. Before people say, but he's an Italian international, he played in the same game as Fabrini and Diamanti. The opposition England, had the likes of John Ruddy in goal. Not even a B team fixture.

 

So better than Navarro, Sinclair and Stevenson.......get him signed up.....already half way up the pecking order.

 

Seems like agent nonsense.

 

Yeah I'll pass, rather have Bennett

 

Always had a soft spot for Schelotto since he amusingly played for Internazionale, and I first noted on Fifa that he looked exactly like a Na'vi (the giant blue semi-humanoid aliens from Avatar).

Clearly very ****, though, and we should be going nowhere near him. Welcome to Watford, Ezequiel!

 

Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This I'd where I long to be
Ezekiel Schelotto

 

This My Little Pony **** can fxck right off.

 

Now that the window is shut, it wouldn't surprise me if we go for a free agent like Schelotto. He might be desperate too