Eurovision 2018

Just watching the first semi.

My tips so far.
Azerbaijan classic Eurovision
Czech Rebublic something different
Israel is the bonkers entry

 

Estonia, visually and vocally impresive, but no hook, not catchy enough.

 

Bulgaria is bloody awful.

 

Macedonia has had a wardrobe malfunction.

 

Gutted, away this weekend up Norf, going to have to miss this years. Won't happen again.

 

That lot wouldn’t give me a semi.

 

My word Cyprus deserves to go through just for the outfit.

 

Oh and Kenzie from NCIS LA is presenting. Bit random.

 

Overall disapointing this year. It's as if no one wants to host. Hopefully Thursday will be better.

 

Just watched Surie. Good grief what holiday camp was she performing in before they selected her? Just about any entrant on Britain's Got Talent has a better chance than her.

 

Sweepstake? If so, I'm in.

 

Yes and I'll try and run a drunkbox as well.

 

T minus 60 mins.
3 beers in already

 

Drunkbox is now open

 

Shut already?

 

That could've been awkward!

Fair play to the UK girl.
Mic grabbed from her hand from a stage invader before another mic appears and she stares daggers at the camera and belts out the rest of her song.

Good to know Group 4 security are still bagging those contracts though.

 

A shame to see Jacob Rees-Mogg stooping that low really.

 

Why is Ed Sheeran's brother singing for Germany?

 

Who broke the shoutbox. Also where's Mollyboo. Could he be the stage invader in a crusade for real music???

 

Sepp Blatter that's how you deal with a stage invader. Fair play SuRie.

 

Denmark. The campest Vikings I've ever seen.

 

That's Westlife now they are hobos

 

I'm pretty sure a Sybian is involved in the choreography for the Australian entry.

 

Someone please jump on stage and get that Oz banshee off there

 

Was that Catweazle on screen just then???

 

I'm here.
Every entry so far has been unimaginative, regurgitated crap, bar Estonia's which at least tried to inject a bit of somthing different, but failed miserably.

 

Camp Nazi's dancing along to the Finland song.

A few high kicks short of a rally there.

 

Haven't watched Eurovision for 40 years and no intention of starting.

 

Is that a slimmed down Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air singing for Bulgaria?

 

Horrible Histories routinely come up with better songs than tonight's offerings.

 

Rowan and Martin Laugh In do Eurovision via Moldova