[NOT HAPPENING] Enock Kwateng

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by hornetboy1, Feb 19, 2019.

  1. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

  2. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

  3. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    I'm sure these names are made up and we're being trolled.
    Moose likes this.
  4. Enock? Sounds like a Tory so it's a no from me.
  5. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Enock Kwateng is the noise a ruler makes when you bend it over the side of a table and let go.
  6. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    See Luton in division 4
  7. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    Considering his contract expires in the summer so will be a free, then this is one story I actually believe. We just love a freebie.
  8. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    He's yet another right-back, and his supposed main skills/career highlights are: playing against a team in the French 4th division; making a really bad sliding tackle to give away a free-kick which the opposition then scores from; crossing the ball to someone who is now dead; and dribbling around some plastic cones...

    Sign him up!!
    Carpster likes this.
  9. "Enock, Enock,
    Who's there ?"
    I don't get it ?
  10. Carpster

    Carpster Reservist

    Showing your age there !
    Knight GT likes this.
  11. You can never have too many.
  12. reids

    reids Squad Player

    This has loan to Udinese never to don a Watford shirt written all over it.
  13. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    New Brice/Juanfran
  14. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Glad you left out the second line!
    "What are we going to do, take Watford to" ........
    Carpster and Knight GT like this.
  15. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Tough no nonsense defender, there will be rivers of blood
  16. Irishorn

    Irishorn Gael Force

    A joke for the older members of the forum, or younger historians!

  17. carboy98

    carboy98 First Year Pro

    Really is one of my favourite names so far, hope we get him
  18. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Oh, he is real.
  19. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Which Ewok do they call Kwateng?

  20. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    A friend of mine worked in Special Branch as a protection officer and looked after Powell for a couple of years.
    He was the second youngest to become a professor of Classics,behind Nietzsche,that's Enoch not Phil!
    He tried to learn a new language every six months and mostly succeeded.
    A remarkable man,whatever one's opinion on that infamous biblical reference.
  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    There's a crack up in the ceiling....
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  22. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    One of Nietzsche's quotes is "I love those who do not know how to live for today".

    The man was clearly a buffoon - "carpe diem" and all that.
    Pob likes this.
  23. Rookery Refugee

    Rookery Refugee First Year Pro

    Somehow whenever I read his name the chorus from The Lion Sleeps Tonight pops into my head.
  24. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    And the Oak Road End is leaking....
  25. reids

    reids Squad Player

    Joined Bordeaux.
  26. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    **** really?

    Another rumour baffling the OP? The battle continues between the darkness and the light.
    Burnsy likes this.
  27. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    Thank god for that.
    Ray Knight likes this.
  28. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    What would be really baffling is a day when you didn’t regurgitate the same comments you’ve posted for the past 7 years.

    The “He may sign or he may not sign, but I told you first” joke is a particularly impressive testament to your dedication to the cause.

    You’ve used that joke 2 months straight without missing a single day. That’s truly amazing.
  29. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Focus your energy on those who post these silly rumours for you to be misled on. I'm fully on your side here.

    I think they'll stop eventually. Or maybe they won't. Either way, I won't hesitate to claim I was right all along.
  30. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    But he gave up the clarinet because he thought it wouldn't help him get on in life.

    Didn't do Benny Goodman any harm!
  31. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Posting rumour on a forum, is what you’re supposed to do. It’s what the forum is for.

    Constantly knocking people for doing it, is your thing. Without the people who post the rumours, you’d have no reason to post, therefore no reason to get out of bed, therefore no reason to live. You should be thanking people like me for giving you a purpose in life.
  32. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Reservist

    I would hate to think what that Enoch would make of our current squad , mind you these days he would probably be considered to be moderate / liberal
    Moose likes this.
  33. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    I'd probably just get a second team to support to cover the shortfall in my life.
  34. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Don't choose England.
    Supertommymooney likes this.
  35. I hear Barcelona are OK ?

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