[NOT HAPPENING] Emerson de Souza

I thought it was Dave.
No its Rodney.
Are you sure?
I've looked it up on me passport and birth certificate and everything. It is definitely Rodney.
Oh well you live and learn. So what's Dave a nickname then?
No....
You're the only person that calls me Dave. Everybody else calls me Rodney and the reason they call me Rodney. Is because Rodney. Is my name.

 

Trigger: Well, I shall have to get used to calling you Rodney from now on.
Rodney: Thank you.
Trigger: How long are you going to be, Baz? Me and Dave haven’t got all day.

 

Rodney

Yeah yeah

 

Has there ever been a better character in sitcoms than Trigger?

 

No.

 

Del and Dave were better.

 

K

Kryten.

 

June Whitfield in Terry and June......

 

Father Dougal.

 

Or, for that matter, Rimmer (including Ace variants) or 1st gen Holly.

 

It's Rodney.

 

Lord Flashheart

Woof, Flash by name , flash by nature

” Lord Flashheart: “Hey! Any girl who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!”

 

Oh, he maybe good but Baldrick steals this one right at the end.

 

Classic

 

Anyone from Blackadder II,III or Goes Forth is worth a mention.

 

Darling?

 

"Always treat your kite like you treat your woman!"

 

Get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back

 

Flashheart. Hard to think of a more infantile, unfunny character even including the cBeebies character list.

 

Timothy Lumsden was an all time low in British comedy as far as I'm concerned.

 

Sorry?

 

I did like Barbara Lott as his mother.
She used to polish the coal.

 

I said: Timothy Lumsden was an all t....

Oh I see what you just did there...

 

Ok Dave.

 

We've been pipped to this one by plucky Barcelona. Ah well.

 

Ones to watch in the future i have been told

 

Barcelona actually translates as ‘Bournemouth’ in Catalan.

 

Tom Baker as Captain Redbeard Rum was an astonishingly ott performance. Highly amusing.