Egg'n'chippers have got it in for Etienne!

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Ghost of Barry Endean, Jan 8, 2019.

  1. East Stand Builder

    East Stand Builder Reservist

    Christ, what an embarrassment they are.
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    In the interests of peace and the best outcome for football overall, I hope Etienne plays a blinder, scores, and caps it off with a crunching challenge on Wilfie, which ends the whining little ****'s career, and not even gets a free kick awarded against him.
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  3. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    The team with the worst name in any division. No wonder they're permanently angry. Are the schools back down south london yet?
  4. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    Wow some really immature posts in there. Makes our forum look like a bunch of NASA engineers.

    I especially love the female poster who posted that Watford fans boo “any black player who resemble wilf, so it’s not just about wilf, but wondering if there is an element of racism in there.”

    What!!! I nearly choked on my tea, comedy gold. Yes we are racist towards black players because clearly we don’t have any black players in our team. Deeney, Mapps, Quina, Capoue, Doucouré, Sema, Okaka, Zeegelaar, just to name a few, are all white, just have tremendous tans from hitting up the tanning salon every day.

    What a ridiculous post to make! That person should be banned from their forum! Idiot!
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  5. NemoNemo

    NemoNemo First Year Pro

    I actually really like Zaha, he has immense talent and I'd be very happy if he was to ever play for Watford. The thing I hate abut him though, as everyone else does, is his persistent diving, especially as soon as he gets into the area. It makes him look like a **** and a cheat. He is much better player than this, but I think that by playing for Palace, he needs to make the most of any tackle to give them a better chance of scoring, If he played week in week out for a top 6 team, I think he would feel the need to dive. Not singling Zaha out though, I hate anyone who dives, even in our favour. Success & Deulofeu are the main culprits for us and it actually harms our chances when a fair penalty should be awarded and isn't because the ref thinks he's being conned every 5 mins they are on the floor.
  6. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    "And don't forget their s**t mascot, who unfortunately has retired i think there is a strong case to make WAtford our main rivals, the weed can be demoted to 2nd place."

    This made me laugh. We are their main rivals, yet they are just another team to us. Sad!
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  7. Yes but they have all been subject to criticism at some point over the last 12 months, if not for the whole 12 months. Only 93% due to our inherent racism though. The other 7% is wholly due to their lack of ability.
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  8. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    They'll never replace Bournemouth 1
  9. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    Careful, with their intellect over on that forum, they might just take this seriously and report you to the police. Failing that, they will start a petition to get you a lifetime ban, so you can no longer boo poor wilf, as your intent to boo him comes from racial intent.
  10. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    These are the same set of fans who went to vandalise the opposition players' coach and then later found they'd got the wrong one.
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  11. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    If they have a problem then they can form an orderly queue down Oliver Grove and we'll settle it mono et mono
  12. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    That is an incredible thread with everybody bar one or two posters having a real dislike of us, Capoue, Doucs, Deeney, the mascot (which apparently was Gracia's fault!!!) and they then go on to say how insignificant we are. 5 pages on a club you don't care about. Astonishing stuff.
    It's difficult to take things like this seriously when you remember that these are the people that sing, "Oh South London is wonderful"! There is absolutely nothing wonderful about that area
  13. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    They've got a Nandos these days tbf.
  14. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Oh no! One of them has twigged the truth!

    "There is no way their mascot would have been allowed to bait Wilf like that without Gracia's approval."

    Yes. OK. It's true! How on earth did you find out?

    Very few people know that early on boxing day 2016, Harry the Hornet got in touch with Javi Gracia over in Russia, where he was managing Rubin Kazan and asked for his OK before deciding to pull poor Wilf's leg.

    He'd never have done it without getting the nod first. And of course, Javi Gracia leads straight to Vladimir Putin and he leads straight back to Vladimir Lenin.

    Oh yes, very few people know that about Watford. Riddled through with soviet influence we are.
  15. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    This all makes sense given the sorce
  16. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    They really don't like us.

    Pity we already have our own rivals.
    I cant really be bothered with them. South London smells of piss. Zaha has talent, he dives a bit but generally who cares?
  17. Rontaylor

    Rontaylor Reservist

    They say "Give Deeney hell too. He boasted on national radio how he organised the rotational fouling on Wilf and then spent the game 'influencing' the referee that the fouls were Wilf diving."

    Is there any truth in that?
  18. It's ok I will claim I'm just a Moog login (which of course I am).
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  19. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow


    Surprised our outspoken captain wasn't handed a charge for that one. I think they've every right to be annoyed.. as we would be.
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  20. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Yeah. I was totally shocked at the revelation that a football team targets the opposition best players. Shocked I tell ya. Should have thrown the book at him. ******* sick of it.
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  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

  22. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    I think my favourite one is the poster who claims Capoue’s ‘tackle’ took the wind out of Zaha’s season and ‘he hasn’t recovered’. Pardon?

    The guy literally got off the floor and scored later in the same game? What a strange theory.
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  23. Absolutely. He really doesn't know when to keep his big mouth shut. No truth drug needed with TD, just put a mic in front of his face and it just pours out. "******* sick of it" as someone once said.
    I'm amazed our opponents don't just interview him before each game under a hastily arranged "meet our opponents" slot and set him up with the "I believe as usual, there will be no particular plans for the opposition tomorrow?" question, notebooks at the ready.
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  24. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Who are Crystal Palace please?
  25. Palace fans are just feeling a bit lonely and want to be relevant to someone... anyone.

    Unfortunately we already have rivals, but perhaps they could ask Leicester? They always seem a bit gooseberry with Forest and Derby.
  26. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It's where Queen Elizabeth loves
  27. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    I think we all appreciate Troy's honesty.. at times. But he needs to engage brain before he speaks on occasions.

    Personally i also don't like the fact that we had such a plan. Sure target an opposition player by double marking him or putting extra pressure on him. But actually plan to take turns to kick him off the park isn't the way i like to see the game played. I might be old fashioned in such a view but its nothing but cheating in my eyes.
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  28. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Thing is, I wonder how much was actual truth and how much was big ugly tough boy Troy doing his thing of showing what a salt of the earth, old style, bully you no. 9 straight out of the John Charles playbook he is.

    I mean, we can't even execute a free-kick routine, are you telling me we orchestrated a one by one fouling of their most dangerous player, even though he'd typically be attacking the same 2 or 3 defenders each time?
  29. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    Looks like we are to Palace what Bournemouth are to us. Good to know that we're not the only ones desperately looking for a 'rival'.
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  30. And what Southampton are to Bournemouth. The 'rivals' you wish cared about you.
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  31. Siohmy

    Siohmy Reservist

    Bloody hell, where to begin?! Outside of the, admitedly naughty, Capoue tackle you’d think they would not give a monkeys about us. If anything they have beaten us in two of our biggest games in recent years. You’d think they’d be lording it over us. Come across as precious as their “little Wilf”. Some of the accusations and mud being thrown is laughable, or actually offensive when you colour our entire support racist.

    I can only think it’s down to the ***** football they’ve had to put up with (Zaha aside, he’s actually good you know) and that impending sense of it being just a matter of time before they slip through that trap door.
  32. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    Scummy poorly run club . What I find amazing is their singing section topic has at the last count 10433 comments. Clearly their ultras have made a huge impact of their home form.
  33. Siohmy

    Siohmy Reservist

    Palace calling themselves “Ultras” is still one of the funniest things in football.
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  34. They had some form of disagreement with the management who wanted to relocate them, now they are spread all over the ground.

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