Don't get caught too...!

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by LittleBigHorn, Nov 24, 2006.

  1. LittleBigHorn

    LittleBigHorn Academy Player

    All week I have been a bit annoyed that we have got no game this weekend. Even more so during the last couple of days as everyone else around me is talking and hyping themselves up about their own football teams chances and discussing potential results etc... Disheartened, head down, bottom lip out, moping about and kicking stuff. It is even worse than International Football weekends, because at least all supporters are in the same boat then!!...

    But this weekend, it is just US that has no game and everyone else does and it sucks...bad!! What to do? Bloody great empty hole to fill on Saturday... and I have been moaning like hell!! The girlfriend, who normally pays no attention to my random mumbled football ramblings, suddenly, unknown to me, was actually paying attention, trying to grasp what it was I was actually annoyed about, and before I knew my arse from my elbow, I was challenged with a serious two footed illegal tackle!!! ....Free this weekend are you? (yes) Nothing to do? (no) ...then BANG!! ...caught unawares!!! I am now going Christmas Shopping!!

    Please please...anything but that... I thought I had every Saturday until Christmas covered following My Beautiful Watford... but no.. I havent!! Rug pulled from under feet!!! Oh how instead I would love to go to the pub with my mates and drink stella all afternoon or stay in and watch fruit sweat or something!! But Christmas bloody shopping?? Arrggghhhh!!

    Please let this be a warning! Take heed!!! BE BUSY SATURDAY...or ELSE!!
  2. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    Tomorrow I shall be replacing the whole computer system on my Reef Tank.

    All new bits delivered today :)
  3. Rookery_'Orn!

    Rookery_'Orn! Squad Player

    Was going to go to the QPR game wih my dad But, Naaaaaa :)
  4. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    stayin in bed alllll day;)
  5. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    I will go to the Golf Club and watch the Rugby, the thought of doing shopping with a female is like reading a Stephen King book, scary.

    You never win.

    "How do I look in this"

    "Wonderful, lets buy it"

    "You are only saying that so you can get down Pub"

    "No I'm not"

    "Does my bum look big in this"

    "yes" slap round the face

    "Does my bum look big in this"


    "You are only saying that so you can get down the pub"

    You can't win.

    Fake the Flu
  6. LittleBigHorn

    LittleBigHorn Academy Player

    laughing! (...but the reality is just not funny!)

    faking the flu does sound promising... or one of those 5 hour stomach bugs that makes you feel like throwing up all day!! Oh yeah, that is Christmas shopping... won't have to fake!
  7. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain


    will get my fur cut in the morning at Sweeney Todd's, do some work until about 2pm, go back to Paddingtonland and then play in the Texas old em Tournamnet in the casino opposite the Pride of Paddington. Starting at 4pm and hopefully I will be the last bear standing and win loads of dosh.

    Sunday - take out the fur cut in the morning and the ay will be the same but probably more expensive as the stakes are higher.

    U ornsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    I'd rtaher wait and win on a Tuesday, than suffer a draw or loss on a Sturday. I believe this is destiny at its most fruitful for WFC.

    7-2 were gonna win 7-2, or by 5 or 3-0 as agreed with afanof.
  8. LittleBigHorn

    LittleBigHorn Academy Player

    Paddy your weekend sounds '**** hot!'
    Obviously I would try and arrange the fur shearing for a lunch break or something, but the casino texas hold 'em tournament sounds superb!! (jealous)

    Stare 'em all dead!! good luck!!
  9. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    hahahahahaha xmas shopping in november, you poor sod.

    My xmas shopping will be done on either over the dates 22nd, 23rd and 24th of December.

    So tommorow i shall watch Soccer AM accompanied by sausage and eggs, shall then watch football focus...
    Attention shall then turn to lunch where i have a a choice. Shall i have a steak and kidney fray bentos pie or a large ginsters cornish pastie warmed through in the oven for 14 minutes ?? Perhaps both.

    A quick flick of the channel of to gillette soccer saturday which shall guide me through to Barca vs Villerael in the evening.

    I could however go and watch Hemel Town but i'm skint.
  10. removed

    removed Guest

    Im going to be watching spurs my mate has spare tickets for a box there.
  11. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Just think if you supported any other top would not bother getting a fixture list when they come out!

    I remember last year in November no Championship sides played just because there were some Internationals (ok a few matches might get called off - e.g Cardiff) but in the past we've still played for example.
  12. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    Do you recall how you denied being a yido on the official mb ??

    Maybe the truth is starting to come out, so where do you keep it ? In a jar ? ;D
  13. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    So Superhorns was really Superspuds but in drag?????????
  14. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    He means Aflynn...I think!

    :rolleyes: ??? :(
  15. removed

    removed Guest

    Chewitt are you telling me if you were asked by a friend to go to spurs, and be in a box for free you would turn it down.
  16. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    Yes i do mean aflynn.
  17. LittleBigHorn

    LittleBigHorn Academy Player

    Soccer AM through to La Liga in front of the box sounds alright though, and so does Paddy's Texas Hold 'Em tournament...

    But yeah, sod it, I think earning valuable brownie points with the girlfriend going Christmas shopping, when it really is no skin off my going to watch Spurs!!!
  18. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Off to watch Saints tank the sc*m tomorrow! Happy days not having a game when sc*m are getting tanked only 20 minutes from your house!

    No doubt Lootown will only take about 200
  19. Tenhourslater™

    Tenhourslater™ The Late mod

    Will be at Twickenham watching yet another has been England Team show how good they are at being bad !!
  20. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    I'd probably turn it down yeah, i've got several better things to do than go and sit in some snotty coporate box with a load of stuck up wan*ers just watch farking Spurs.
  21. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    That many?????
  22. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    whoosh to self
  23. removed

    removed Guest

    chewitt you should leave the box of tissues alone and get out the house for the weekend.
  24. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    Well I am voluntarily going christmas shopping, only free saturday before christmas!!
  25. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    Now, now Andrew play nicely. i thought you two had kissed and made up a few weeks ago?
  26. removed

    removed Guest

    What a shame i shame i could not find a kiss smiley to use. i was just guessing that when he said he had better things to do if it involved the box of tissues.
  27. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    Why get personal when all i did was give my opinion.

    Also don't talk to me about tissues, i heard cleenex were on red alert when you got banned from the official MB. Based on the amount you cried about it afterwards it proved to be the correct move.
  28. removed

    removed Guest

    what prove do you have that i should of been banned?. stop crying that i picked on you, the teachers cant help you this time.
  29. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    Are wires crossed ?

    Was your "dig" about a box of tissues merely harmless banter ?

    Now we are hear aflynn, perhaps you should've made use of the smilies to indicate it was all in jest.
  30. wfchornet2

    wfchornet2 The Prodigal mod

    Friendly banter is nice but the smilies do help to ensure it stays that way.. wouldnt want this to turn into anything more... new forum new start hey?
    All on the same side here!! ;)
  31. removed

    removed Guest

    Of course it was banter and i cant be arsed to use the smilies if you cant handle by banter dont dish it out:mad:
  32. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    Closed until morning. Maybe time to calm down a bit chaps. Leave it on the officials please.

    EDIT: We have a feature called an Ignore List, if you put someone on your ignore list then you never see posts by people you're ignoring. It's in User CP, under misc options. Try it ;)

    I can always do it for you if you keep fighting, and without your knowledge, but that is an absolute last last resort......probably.

    EDIT: Re-Opened
  33. LittleBigHorn

    LittleBigHorn Academy Player

    Morning!! Would say good morning, but it doesn't feel like it... No football for me and Christmas shopping all afternoon with the girlfriend unless I can find a last minute reprieve, excuse or near fatal illness!!

    You lot all sound like you have your watfordless saturday pretty much sorted...very jealous!! (on a positive note (being very Aidy) at least no badgering, bitterness and endless requests to endure to go shopping all through December when I am watching the Horns!! Will be able to forget about Christmas until Christmas.... sweet!!


  34. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Carpy weather to go xmas shopping

    Tell her it is cancelled and she should treat you to a day of pleasue instead.

    I.e run down the betting shop for every race that is live on TV, make lunch and dinner and serve to you when requested, pour beer non stop, go to supermarket when beer count is down to 10 cans, not say a word until an actual relevant answer is required, slowly de clothe during the course of the day at your personal request, go and pick your matees up so you can play a game of texas old em, deal the cards for you and your friends.

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