[RUBBISH] Donald Duck

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  1. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Rumours that central defender Donald Duck is undergoing a medical today at London Colney today. 4 ft tall Donald is viewed by Watford as the solution to their defensive problems this season. 86 year old Duck is considered to be an experienced option whilst at the same time being 6 years younger than team mate Mickey Mouse and 12 years younger than Watford left back Jose Holebas. According to
    whoscored.com Donald Duck's weaknesses include defending, heading, tackling, passing and running. He is rumoured to be signing on loan with an option to buy. His agent Carlos Rodriguez of the Sinola cartel said it's an excellent piece of business. Watford's scouting network is world famous having previously signed bargain talents like Obi Oulare and Isaac Success for less than £20 million combined. Following the news Watford have been made relegation favourites at 1/7.
     
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  2. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Good one....but you're not catching me out with this. I know he's the President of America.
     
  3. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    That’s 5-10 minutes you’re never getting back.
     
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  4. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    Might fit the bill nicely.
    We'd be quackers not to sign him up.
     
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  5. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    There's no shred of evidence, what's your sauce?
     
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  6. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Hoisin. Boom tish.
     
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  7. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    My sides are splitting.
     
  8. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Donald 'Duck' Dunn from Booker T and the M.G's would be a good idea. Great rhythm,although not done a lot since 2012,alas.
    Donald Young,leftie US tennis player?
     
  9. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    This thread is Fonald ****ed.
     
  10. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Could see him making a flying tackle and getting sent of for serious fowl play.
     
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  11. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    I'll be spitting feathers if this happens. #DuckVAR
     
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  12. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    Are you, by any chance, head of comedy at BBC Radio 4?
     
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  13. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Good in the air but communication with team mates could be an issue. Also heard he has a bit of a temper.
     
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  14. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    What's with all the Mickey Mouse threads lately?
     
  15. Mighty Mo

    Mighty Mo Reservist

    Flat footed I’ve heard
     
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  16. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    Update, apparently he Disney wanna come here.

    I please guilty to the charge of poor comedy Mallard.
     
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  17. Everyone calls me "duck" up here.

    My name's not Donald though.

    True story.
     
  18. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    Maybe you should stop waddling about with a jacket and no trousers on then?
     
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  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    How has this got 17 replies?
     
  20. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    I agree, it’s quackers.
     
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  21. I'm asserting dominance on my new northern brethren!
     
  22. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Confit-dent he’ll sign?
     
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  23. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Because people like you are replying to the thread. ;)
     
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  24. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Horace Duck!!
     
  25. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Always assumed it was Horace TBH.
     
  26. I may see if I can get away with using that for my Son's middle name!
     
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  27. BusheyOrn

    BusheyOrn Reservist

    Well we have signed an 18yo goalkeeper from Reading today....
     
  28. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    Liked him as the bass player for Otis Redding, but not sure that qualifies him for playing CB for the horns .
     
  29. Pozzo model. Hope he Goes on to make as big an impact at the club as Bachman and the spotty Swedish chap have.
     
  30. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    1000 island sauce
     
  31. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Was he the bassist on the Otis Redding track 'sitting with my duck on the bay'?
     
  32. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    Yes and also played on Otis cover of " I Cant Get No Quakisfaction"
     
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  33. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    It's never easy to be completely quakisfied. Even when I'm driving in my car and some man comes on the radio, personally I find quite difficult to be fully quakisfied.
     
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  34. The one player who can do it on a cold wet night in Stoke.
     
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  35. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Is this the only rumour still afloat? Nothing about it on the web.
     
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