Rumours that central defender Donald Duck is undergoing a medical today at London Colney today. 4 ft tall Donald is viewed by Watford as the solution to their defensive problems this season. 86 year old Duck is considered to be an experienced option whilst at the same time being 6 years younger than team mate Mickey Mouse and 12 years younger than Watford left back Jose Holebas. According to whoscored.com Donald Duck's weaknesses include defending, heading, tackling, passing and running. He is rumoured to be signing on loan with an option to buy. His agent Carlos Rodriguez of the Sinola cartel said it's an excellent piece of business. Watford's scouting network is world famous having previously signed bargain talents like Obi Oulare and Isaac Success for less than £20 million combined. Following the news Watford have been made relegation favourites at 1/7.