[REPORTED] Francesco Di Mariano

According to Di Marzio we are interested in signing him.

http://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/watford-interested-in-novaras-di-mariano

 

Saw this on Blue Planet 2. Incredible that anything survives under such immense pressure.

 

It's a no from me.

 

Isn't that Sarah Jessica Parker?

 

It appears that he is Toto Schillaci’s nephew.

 

It's Satan, isn't it? We're all doomed.

 

It's fine he plays at right back for Chelsea....

 

If we sign him, he and Kaboul can have some wild nights in plucking each others' eyebrows.

 

Ticks all the boxes. Mean,moody & a tash

 

I'm not normally one to comment on people's looks but this chap strikes an uncanny resemblance to someone I used to work with. She was a mare so it's a no from me.

 

I never forget a face

That's Ming the Merciless from Flash Gordon

 

He should know: balancing sluggs is not so easy in the Premier League. If he does come, I can see him only going for the one on the top lip. IMHO.

 

Maybe I missed this but which position does he play?

 

Winga

 

Looks like David Gest. The link to Liza Minelli we've been missing.

Yes from me.

 

Is that a beard or has he got a hairy adams apple ?

 

Talented lad, he does a fantastic queer Adolf Hitler impersonation

 

Can't see him wanting to leave PSG for us?

 

I thought Satan played upfront for MU after recovering from injury ?

 

We're a big club.

 

Done deal says twitter

 

**** me, it’s McLovin !

 

That’s one big picture of Pugwash

 

http://www.futhead.com/18/players/30475/francesco-di-mariano/

Looks insanely good!

 

For the under 50s, Ron Mael from Sparks.

 

Clicked on that link and had no idea what I was looking at. Is it like electronic Top Trumps? Also can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Would he be a good card to get?

 

It's from FIFA, and no, his card and stats are the equivalent of a mid-level League Two player.

 

He’s got the look of Cumberbatch crossed with Micky Pierce from Only Fools and Horses.

 

For the over 40s, I give you Marc Almond from Soft Cell. Judging by the cheeky smile it can be assumed this is pre stomach pump...

 

He is 21 and plays in Serie B, Roma signed him a few years ago but he never played for them. Could be a rough diamond that the Pozzos feel they could improve?

 

I know Jan is not the main window but the rumour mill does seem very quiet this year. Just this guy and a possible loan for Slimani (and we are no longer seem to the prime link for him) ? Hopefully there are a couple of real quality additions that Gino is keeping below the radar.