Dennis Booth

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by morris, Oct 4, 2018.

  1. morris

    morris Academy Graduate

    Hi everyone,

    I am trying to get in touch with Watford legend, Dennis Booth but he's proved elusive since he left Carlisle United a few years ago. I am hoping to get in touch with him to discuss his time at my club, Huddersfield Town. Can anyone help at all? By either pointing me in the right direction or maybe putting him in tiuch with me? Any help will be greatly appreciated on this matter.

    Good luck for the rest of the season apart from against us of course ;)

    LSM
     
  2. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Why?

    Leave the poor man in peace.

    He doesn't care about your no account northern club over Carlisle United or any other Grimtown Athletic nightmare the poor sod might have had to endure in order to grind some sort of living out of football.

    And we won't need any luck against you, because we're a better football team and you're destined for an ignominious relegation to the championship, which is still above your level. The only thing for which you'll need luck for is finishing above Cardiff.

    I'm sorry to be blunt, but it's important that you remain connected to reality.
     
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  3. morris

    morris Academy Graduate

    Wow. Is there really any need?
     
  4. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    The truth is a difficult animal to accept.

    Can you accept it Morris. Can you be realistic?

    There's a lot of things going off in the world and the inevitable relegation of Huddersfield Bloody Town is the least of it.

    I don't doubt when we're shoulder to shoulder in the trenches against the fascists, we'll laugh about this. But in the meantime, keep your powder dry and wait for the orders.

    A better world is coming!
     
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  5. morris

    morris Academy Graduate

    Right, so I'm taking a lecture from you? Your club has spent 12 years in the top flight and Huddersfield have spent 32 years in the top flight. We battered you at Vicarage Road last season and beat you at our place too. We only took 6 points off two teams last season, West Brom and you lot. Head to head, we've also beat you more times than we've lost. And who the **** do you think you are exactly? We've spent more years in the top two tiers of English football than the bottom two and far more years in those two divisions than you have. And we have won more than you're ****** little club will ever win. You know what? **** you, you ****. I'll go elsewhere and ask about Dennis Booth. We'll ******* see how good your lot are when we turn you over (once again) in your own back yard in a few weeks. What a pretentious Southern **** you are.
     
  6. morris

    morris Academy Graduate

    **** off you ******. I was asking a question about one of your ex players yet get a load of ****? **** your ****** little club, you've won **** all and you never will.
     
  7. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Well. There was no need for indecent language. How quickly you revert to type. How quickly it emerges that savage nothern pique. That is the problem for me. With the greaest respect. And I do not blame them, be clear, it's the education. Sad though it is to say, it is the education that's to blame. Imsular and parochial. From the fields and we must remember that agriculture is very important and also deserving of respect.

    If I have caused offence then I apologise against the great (!) Huddersfielding FC,

    Tell me how you think your lineup will be.
     
  8. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    You say condescending, I say realistic.

    Look, I've got no fight with you Mozza old chap. All of us to the barricades and everything. But you have to face reality.


    How are we ever going to have a conversation if yours is just insults and swearing rather than anything rational?

    If I know anything about Den, I know that he would firmly reject all this premiership nonsense and concentrate instead on us - what makes us humans Morris? What is our connection? Eh?

    Can you answer without obscenities?
     
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  9. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    Well... That escalated quickly out of nowhere... Jesus Christ
     
  10. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Aint nodoy, NOBODY, wio is going to chat **** about Dennis Booth while I'm around.


    That much I can tell you.

    Peace out.
     
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  11. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    This was a fantastic late night read. Highly recommend. 10/10.
     
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  12. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I came here for the 5 minute argument, not the full half hour.
     
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  13. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Had a bad day Clive ? And maybe a beer or two ?
     
  15. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Hi morris. I was so sorry to read the response you received from our night porter. We've been working hard to get rid of him but you know what these union types are like - regulations this, processes must be followed that. Frankly, I think he's tied the management up in knots. That said, it would be really helpful if you would submit a formal complaint about him to the moderating staff. They have a handy 6 page form you can fill out to make sure all the details are logged - although beware, they won't be able to accept it without a police crime reference number first. Once you've got that it should be a doddle.

    In the meantime I can't believe Clive didn't point out that @Dennis_Booth actually posts on these forums every now and again.
     
  16. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Sorry Morris, you'll have forgive Clive. He's a bit left wing you see and i believe the reason he reacts so strongly when Dennis Booth is mentioned is because when he played for us he sported an Emiliano Zapata mustache. Clive sometimes confuses his historical revolutionary figures with Watford fc's midfield from the 1970's and this stirs great passion in him.

    PS According to Wiki Dennis 'Zapata' Booth was last working for UK Football Finder and it might be worth contacting them to see if he still is.. http://www.ukfootballfinder.co.uk/
     
  17. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Btw Dennis Booth supplied the cross for Luther's match winning goal at Old Trafford in 1978.. one of the greatest results in our clubs history. We were the first 3rd tier team to win at Old Trafford for 40 years and by complete coincidence today is the 40th anniversary of that victory.

    October 4th 1978..

     
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  18. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Hi Morris

    Just try to ignore Clive ‘of the Kremlin’, he’s clearly on a wind up and could take it out on any unsuspecting visitor no matter what club they support.

    Maybe he’s just continually deeply frustrated how red Jeremy keeps shooting himself in the foot when he should be taking full advantage of a lame duck Tory PM.
    And watching young Teresa dancing onto the conference stage and sounding like she’s got more sense and gravitas than ‘our’ Mr Corbyn must have really put his teeth on edge, so your timing was unfortunate.

    Huddersfield, one of the friendliest clubs to visit with some of the friendliest fans imho.
    Hope you stay up but you need a goal scorer methinks.

    As for your request, I can’t help, but keep logging in as someone will have some info I’m sure, and Clive may keep you updated..
     
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  19. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    This thread should be stickied as a masterclass.

    Clive, I doff my cap, Sir.
     
  20. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    I'll make sure to send your comments through to Mr Booth, I'm sure he'll be delighted to have a chat with you after your little tirade.
     
  21. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Bravo.

    Surely the word must have spread by now throughout PL forum dwellers that tongue-in-cheek abuse is what to expect when visiting? Battle through it like Toffeeblue9 did and you get interesting debate - I can’t help but feel our friend ‘morris’ has thrown the towel in a little early here. Remarkable.
     
  22. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    He's probably just a decent bloke asking an innocent question. I feel sorry for him. It's like an outsider going into a local's pub. Just "f*** off mate, no outsiders allowed, stick to the path and keep off the moor."
     
  23. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Alternatively he could be a stalker or somesuch with sinister intentions in mind. On balance I shan't be giving him Dennis' mobile number.
     
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  24. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I agree, he/she probably is. But the overreaction in his response was silly no? Take a step back, rise above it and realise it was likely tongue in cheek. Effing and jeffing and slagging off the club of who’s forum you are visiting is na*ve!
     
  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    The first 8 posts of this thread are absolutely stunning. Nearly fell off the loo reading them this morning. Poor old Morris. Maybe it brought back memories of Mark Morris replacing our dearly-beloved Steve Sims under Dave Bassett, triggering the reaction.
     
  26. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Of course, I know how it works, so do you and so do most other people on here. His reaction was hilarious and a bit weird if I'm honest, but an outsider coming on here shouldn't really be given both barrels in the first instance, even as a joke.

    But considering his reaction, then it's probably better no one gave him Dennis Booth's 07932 564 6598 telephone number or his Dennis_Booth_hates_Morris@hotmail.com email address, as he seems a little unhinged to me.
     
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  27. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Did you have a bad day at the Tory party conference, Clive?
     
  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Baesd on his reaction I suspect he was either a bailiff looking to repossess assets or his wife had run off with Denis and he was trying to track them down.
     
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  29. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    Seems A little harsh

    But I am a nanny pamby liberal
     
  30. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    You're all being very harsh on Lonely Sad Morris.
     
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  31. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Fack me, I think I know how poor Morris feels - that's almost exactly what was I was told when I was trying to build bridges at 'The Jolly Green Pilgrim' when I first moved to Plymouth. (1984 an all - except it was preceded by the local brogue "argghhh moi matey, just f*** off ... etc)

    I'm happy to report I went on the moor the very next day - ha - and I've never been to their sh#tty little football club - there, that's showed em.
     
  32. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Completely unnecessary and childish. Huddersfield are three times League champions and a very proud club in their own right. No doubt any fan of any particular club would say that whether they be in the Premier League or Isthmian. A fellow football fan comes asking for help and you decide to act in this way. Whether it's a genuine response or a wind up it's not really how we should behave. And more of a reflection of how needlessly tribal football can and has become particularly with the advent of anti social media and it's endless litany of unpleasantness.
     
  33. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Agreed 100%. It's embarrassing to have guests treated like that on this site. It seems CotK is so taken by all the praise received for his recent match previews that he thinks he's the dog's wotsits. The stream of bile against morris is more suited to the likes of SS Billy who comes on here specifically to take the piss. CotK needs to eat a bit of humble pie, apologise to morris and revert back to his usual persona.

    As for morris, if you do come back on this board (and why should he want to, tbh) sorry you had to experience that. We're not all like that.
     
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  34. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to Morris, to Huddersfield Town FC, to Carlisle United FC, to Cardiff City FC, to the English Football League and the to the world of football supporting in general.

    I was shocked and horrified to read the responses above. I have absolutely no recollection of writing them, and so can only assume that in the same way in which prominent Tories have had their internet accounts hijacked by unscrupulous people in the past in order to write offensive ravings about which they're completely ignorant and innocent, so my own account must have been hacked in the early hours of Thursday morning. That's all I can think.

    Probably the Russians.

    No, I shall not be resigning over this.
     
  35. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Not for me, Clive.
     

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