[NOT HAPPENING] Troy Deeney

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by El distraído, Jan 3, 2018.

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Would you consider a bid for Deeney?

  1. Yes

    125 vote(s)
    61.3%
  2. No

    79 vote(s)
    38.7%
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  1. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Oooh, the best of two players who even at their best are hardly good enough for this level any more - be still my giddy heart.

    I'd rather we ditch two of Okaka, Deeney and Gray and bring in one striker good enough to lead the line at this level rather having two crap ones to try and compensate for each's individual lack of ability.
     
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  2. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Oooh, a lowerrous anti-Deeney post. Be still my complete lack of surprise.
     
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  3. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    tbh there's a part of me which hopes he stays, cos when he leaves I won't have much else left to live for with not being able to rip in to him ;)
     
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  4. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Against Leicester you claimed 4-4-2 was “suicide”. What has changed in ITK network?
     
  5. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    Absolutely nothing you plank. 4-4-2 is fine with the right personnel, 4-4-2 against Leicester with the players we had available would have been a disaster. Are you really that thick?
     
  6. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Why does two up front only mean 4-4-2?
     
  7. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    4-4-2 v Leicester Saturday = disaster.

    4-4-2 the next morning under new gaffer = fine.

    Clown.
     
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  8. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    This is beginning to reach the heights of the “FF, should he stay should he go ?” debate.
     
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  9. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    You are by far the most objectionable , dislikeable person on this forum who has a hugely inflated sense of your own intelligence and wit.
     
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  10. miserableoldgit

    miserableoldgit Reservist

    He is a key board warrior with an inferior sized penis
     
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  11. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    There's a few others, especially the Silva fan boys.
     
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  12. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    ******* hell you're actually that clueless aren't you?? Do you not realise it's about the players we had available?
     
  13. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    You do know there's an ignore button don't you champ?
     
  14. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    *keyboard

    And again, the ignore button is there for a reason....
     
  15. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    I have to say given that you’ve spent over 24 hours drafting this response it’s a bit underwhelming.
     
  16. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    Sorry that you've been waiting all this time for my response like a weird creep. You have, without doubt, the least football knowledge I've ever heard from someone on this board. You can consider yourself ignored, bye bye now.
     
  17. ITKTim

    ITKTim Academy Graduate

    Dear Sir

    Please accept my apologies for my colleagues behavior. As you know, both Ming and myself have, on many occasions, reprimanded Jim for his indecent actions and I did in fact contact Jim recently with a final warning.

    It appears he has completely ignored this warning, and past warnings which we are extremely disappointed with.

    As such, I would like to confirm to you that I will be in touch with the authorities to request they remove the ITK title from his name, rendering him as just 'Jim'. I trust this swift action is acceptable.

    There will be a vacancy, for which people can apply for in due course.

    Kind Regards

    Tim
     
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  18. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Amazing. Swears at me, calls me thick and clueless. And then......announces that he is now ignoring me. What an utter tool.
     
  19. miserableoldgit

    miserableoldgit Reservist

    sorry - he is a pedant with an inferior penis
     
  20. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    WBA apparently interested in Afobe according to SSN
     
  21. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Doesn't stop people from replying to your crap though does it? And doesn't stop us poor souls having to read said replies.

    But you knew that right? Being super clever about all things and all?
     
  22. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Good. He's crap.
     
  23. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    When did you inspect the said penis to be able to advise us all of its deficiencies?
     
  24. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    Classic toilet lurker.
     
  25. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    *Sorry.

    Sentences start with a capital letter.
     
  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Inferior to whom ?
     
  27. miserableoldgit

    miserableoldgit Reservist

    Somethings do not need inspecting - character based analysis says small penis or mummy complex
     
  28. Goldenorn

    Goldenorn Academy Graduate

    Deeney is currently at the grove with his agent, talking through the offer from West Brom, actual words quoted from Deeney 'after all I've done for this club, I stop scoring for a period and they treat me like this, I want this deal done asap.'
     
  29. mgf_portas

    mgf_portas Academy Graduate

    Source?
     
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  30. Goldenorn

    Goldenorn Academy Graduate

    a friend who is sat in the grove having lunch on the table next to him
     
  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    How does he know it's Deeney behind all that food ? Does he recognise the voice ?
     
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  32. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Petrol stations are old hat.
     
  33. Goldenorn

    Goldenorn Academy Graduate

    when I said my friend is the source, he is actually the ketchup on Deeney's hotdog..

    but seriously hes reliable enough that ive lumped money on it, he had an option for Southampton too but prefers to be closer to home.
     
  34. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Pervert
     
  35. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    who the hell goes to the grove for lunch on a friday?
     
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