Death Penalty

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Relegation Certs, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Read this without noting the thread title.

    Wondering if I should apply for mod vacancy.
     
  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Didn’t Horace role play this in MK recently?
     
  3. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    I believe the choice was either injection or the chair. I don't think the other methods are used anymore. Apparently the choice was offered.. as with another recent case.. because of problems supplying the necessary drugs for lethal injection and some controversy about the type of drugs used.

    The most recent person executed (David Earl Miller) had been on death row since 1982. I always wondered how they suddenly choose to go through with the executions they do. I know some are delayed because of legal proceedings but surely not for 36 years.
     
  4. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Thanks for that just had a little read. I see some of the delay was down to arguments of method. The whole story just reinforces my point of view of being against the death penalty. The assumption that the chap had the same mental capacity as the general population was possibly flawed. It's why I'm for life means life in basic conditions.
     
    SkylaRose and Stevohorn like this.
  5. The far-reaching effects of Brexit...;)
     
  6. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    Death by hamster in the anus please
     
  7. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Gas chamber, leccy chair, lethal injection, hanging or firing squad

    A british hanging, the long drop, done properly so I didn't suffocate and wasn't decapitated. Death usually quite fast. Done badly not so good.

    Lethal injection. This has failed at times in the past. Can be very painful at site of injection also and prolonged,

    Electric chair. Again this has failed in the past. Is prolonged and painful. Just barbaric in some cases.

    Firing squad. Unless this is a bullet to the back of the head you aren't going to die immediately and it will be painful. not a bad option if they all aim and hit your heart

    Gas chamber. Cyanide sounds like agony. Horrible for spectators .

    If Im choosing I am going to go for a massive explosion (near enough instantaneous), guillotine (a few seconds til you are unconscious, brain death soon after) or possibly an asphyxiating gas/slow removal of oxygen whilst unconscious. (Takes longer but more or less ensures I wont notice a thing or suffer pain)
     
  8. Don't they always apply the coup de Gracia just to make sure? Maybe Javi would be willing if he's around long enough...
     
    Cthulhu likes this.
  9. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    They don’t always.
    Not an awful choice just not the best
     
  10. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    I’d walk into the centre of Luton Town Centre wearing full Watford attire, and keep singing “Oh Watford We Love You”.

    Don’t know how long I’d survive but heck at least going out singing is better than most options.
     
  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    That wouldn't work. They would all run and hide.
     
    SkylaRose likes this.
  12. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Crucifixion. Because I'm a badass.
     
  13. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Fixed
     
    SkylaRose likes this.
  14. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    "One cross each.. line on the left..."
     
    Knight GT likes this.
  15. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Crucifixion's a doddle.
     
    Stevohorn likes this.
  16. Like a long weekend spent hanging around doing nothing.
     
  17. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    At least it gets you out in the open air..
     
  18. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    I take jokes about crucifixion personally. They make me feel really cross.
     
  19. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Give it 'til Sunday and I'm sure your sense of humour will be resurrected.
     

Share This Page