Cycling porn stars placed in bottom bracket

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Moose, Mar 7, 2019.

  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

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  2. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    "Pump".

    "Horn".
     
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  3. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    It's a stiff penalty for what's just a name.
     
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  4. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I for one always keep my equipment well-lubed.
     
  5. Vagina
     
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  6. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Unless that’s a particularly niche bike brand I’m going to say you haven’t quite got the swing of this thread yet. :)
     
  7. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Isn't something to do with menstrual cycles?
     
  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I thought it might be groupset, y’know 105 or Shimano vagina.
     
  9. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    I'd buy one of those.
     
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  10. Campag actually.
     
  11. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Change the Record m8.
     
  12. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Anyway, does anyone else ever find mounting strenuous? Sometimes a bit of effort is required to get the rubber over the rim, so much so that I have to use my tool.
     
  13. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Funny, you'd think a cycling association would be all over riding bikes.
     
  14. Surely someone in British Cycling just can't spell - and thought their name was Porn Peddlers? And mistook them for this randy bunch...

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    They look more like admin staff than porn stars i'd have to say.

    PS Somewhat disturbingly their riding outfits look similar to our kit. Is there any connection i wonder? :eek:
     
    Last edited: Mar 7, 2019
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  16. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I thought it likely this kit would make it to this thread.
     
  17. I've waited years for somewhere appropriate to post it...
     
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  18. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    This thread title needs rearranging.
    Cycling bracket placed in porn stars bottom
     
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  19. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Star’s.

    Or, more tantalisingly, stars’.
     
  20. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    They’re better off in motor sport anyway for a bit of suck, squeeze, bang, blow.
     
  21. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Ah yes, the theory of the internal combustion engine.
     
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  22. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    The ****els?
     
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  23. Porn pedlars cycling club, that’s a bit of a mouthful.
     
  24. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Riders are warned against sudden braking as someone could get rear-ended.
     
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  25. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Members are asked to keep to the left.
     

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