Cryptic match pic 13/14

Cricket is boring and the batsman has a mouth - borin' mouth

 

Hornmeister already did that when he drew the batsman with a stiffy. We were playing Borehamwood.

 

Dean Court (caught)?

 

You're all right but I like Moog's best

 

Ok, we have the Iran flag and an axe? Not a clue how that links to Blackpool!

 

Chopra tentatively links the tomahawk..the Iranian flag I can squeeze into Lancastrian but I know that's nothing to do with it.

If Michael is the English name for Mohammed then Michael Chopra is my answer!

 

No and no

 

The axe = Chop Iran Chopra. PO was so close.

 

So far of you've got Ryan air tickets.

 

That wasn't a clue, you aint getting any:sign13:

 

TVR Sagaris, which is produced in Blackpool. The Sagaris is also a battle-axe used in ancient Persia, which is now known of course as Iran.

 

If that is correct that is brilliant.

 

:rant:

 

Well bugger me HB1. I kneel before you (and Hornmeister too for that matter) for knowing all that.

 

Hornmeister are you the obscure answers guy from Pointless?

 

Maybe

 

Can't see the wood for the trees = Charlton. What do I win??

 

Nuffin cos its wrong

 

Saw dell = Sordell

 

arse

 

There is a barber's in Yorkshire somewhere called Osmonds. Donny Osmond...Donny being the link

 

No. If it was Donny Osmond I would have drawn teeth, but good idea for next time.

 

Ok then ....that is a plum getting a haircut. A plum cut, which sounds very like kumkwat a fruit native to south Asia and especially the Philippines. Doncaster's sponsors this year are One Call Insurance and they have their call centre in the Philippines! Eat my shorts!

 

Actually your though processes are on the right track with that one.

 

Looks like I win then

 

You're all useless.

try this one.

 

So put me out my misery. How close were my kumkwats?

And what is that black blob exactly? Some kind of Rorschach test?

 

Something to do with an archbishop?

 

Yeah, come on Meister... You can't just leave us hanging !!