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Discussion in 'General Football & Other Sport' started by wfc4ever, Jul 25, 2011.

  1. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Another one down...still not Smith though.

    Fairly obvious he’ll snuff out any chance of the match having a winner.
     
  2. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Possibly this accounts for the move from Mrs Tut #1 to Mrs TuT #2?
     
  3. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Murkier than a meerkat's merkin over here.
     
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Isn't it the current Mrs TuT the objector?

    Padlock the pants drawer.
     
  5. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Yes, but I was speculating that the previous Mrs TuT may have had even graver concerns than the present incumbent, and that firm action was needed.

    Perhaps we will never know. And maybe it is better that way.

    Hosing down in the West, btw. Doubt we will see more play today.
     
  6. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    With this legion of women berating his most intimate garments, no wonder TuT seeks the grim solace of the forum.
     
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  7. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes. Until the subject comes up here. I'm off to Reddit.
     
  8. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Do they have an Underpants section?
     
  9. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Day started well - shame about the British weather !
     
  10. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    It hasn't rained in SW London for a while.

    Overcast but the wind is blowing it past quite briskly.

    A nasty final hour for Oz?
     
  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Only if they are sent out to play in waterproofs. It's going to rain for the rest of the day...in the north of London (and where you are in about 15 mins !)
     
  12. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Of course, in the old days, ****ie Bird would have them off until early September at the sight of a passing cloud.

    Another tough Yorkshireman, like Root.
     
  13. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Ideal window for my Waitrose run.
     
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Ocado surely ? Remember not to over-spend on perishables given you'll no doubt be the other side of the world for most of the week. Better be quick, that window is disappearing fast....
     
  15. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    It's 31° in Toulouse. Far too hot to do anything. Desperate for some rain. Maybe we'll get it at Luton tonight
     
  16. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I'm sure you could 'get or 'contract' many things in that place.
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Having worked on many food & drinks brands over the years, I still like to visit the store.

    Next trip should be hols.

    Any suggestions for 2nd half Sept?

    (Originally all planned to avoid missing the Ashes.)
     
  18. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I think I'll stick to Lord's today rather than SS.
    Less painful and hopefully put me in a good mood for Radlett in the Hot Rackets match tomorrow.
     
  19. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Well Smith is still going ...
     
  20. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    On and on like a nun's knickers.
     
  21. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    New tactic against Smith - attempt to cripple him.
     
  22. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Well can he bat one handed?

    Probably...
     
  23. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    But not if he gets hit on the side of the head by a 92 mph delivery.

    Archer doing a decent impression of Michael Holding in his pomp.
     
  24. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Roy out already..

    Wouldn't be surprise if we collapse!
     
  25. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Root as England captain is a sight as demoralising as Deeney leading the line for Watford.
     
  26. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Effortless pace from Archer.

    So smooth that I suspect he’ll avoid the chronic injury problems of so many pacers these days.

    It was Smith’s neck.

    I’m not sure he knew what day of the week it was by the end.
     
  27. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Only Oz have any realistic chance of winning.

    Burns looks a proper test opener, though.
     
  28. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Off half the run up.
     
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  29. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Denly’s shot selection isn’t up to the required level.
     
  30. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Swap for Deeney?
     
  31. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Could cover the whole wicket at least !!
     
  32. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Only a typo away.
     
  33. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Could just be a result.

    (Somerset) Leach to be our hero?
     
  34. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    They’ve just shown draw at only 48%.
     
  35. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Engrossing day’s play.

    Shame we’ve lost 150 overs.
     

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