Covid-19. The Lighter Side..

Scanning Instagram this morning I'd say a lot of footballers are missing their barbers, its like being in the 7os all over again

 

Harry Kane looks like he's suffering more than most in the current hair crisis.

 

I have had to start wiping my bum with lettuce leaves now, I feel this is just the tip of the iceberg.

 

Why did you have to start doing that? Cos you had to I guess.

 

A friendly Public Service Announcement for forum members ..

 

Good of you to lettuce know.

 

This guy had the right idea about social isolation:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-52088987

"A driver flouted the coronavirus lockdown to pick up £15 windows with his wife in the boot of his car..."

 

I hope things don't romaine that way.

 

Moog's really irritating me because he won't STFU about some horsey-show on the telly. So I got him a jigsaw to try and pacify him:

 

While shopping in Waitrose, ensure other shoppers keep the requisite 2m away by rocking an Asda bag-for-life.

 

Haha excellent.
I find my Aldi bag also has this effect and is accompanied by some interesting facial expressions.

In the good old days I was told the sole purpose of Sainsbury’s was to keep the riffraff out of Waitrose.

 

https://twitter.com/i/status/1244874321320906752

Anybody owning up to this??

 

Not looked at this thread until now, thanks Irish, that is genuinely one of the funniest things I have seen in a very long time. Actually made me cry with laughter!

 

From the ever wonderful P O P B I T C H:

 

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For some reason that really made me laugh and Ive been having a tough day.
Thankyou..

 

Dude! 'Nuff Respect!

If it looks like you're going in hospital with the c-word to show your thanks and appreciation to the NHS you should have the message clearly written on your forehead in indelible ink. #DNR

 

It’s funny how this makes you take notice of every tiny ailment. I had a nosebleed earlier for the first time in my life and I briefly convinced myself that it was really bad news.

 

Good news! Sudden and unexplained hemorrhaging is a symptom of Ebola, not Covid-19.

 

Loveable old granny says ‘you’ll be fine’.

https://twitter.com/islaanne1/status/1245022838962163712?s=21

 

New Corona PPE unveiled:

 

Right c’mon, break it up..

 

This family's impromptu performance of a modified Les Misérables song has been going viral...and the little man in the middle is wearing a Watford shirt.

 

From the ever wonderful P O P B I T C H:

 

Uganda have gone to the next level it seems.....

 

wander

 

You would wonder what the ass was thinking though?

 

Maybe the donkey was thinking very hard?