Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Diamond, Feb 7, 2019.
Is Darth Sexact a Sith Lord?
Presume the "lady" followed through on her promise to torture him and then end his life ?
"Oh **** off Rebecca, he did not say that" is now a group on Facebook.
He's a Sith *******. Been ******* over sleeping people.
If, hypothetically, I were going to intrude, it would not necessarily be into this gent’s gaff.
The singlet/bulldog combo compels you to refocus on #17 next door.
Hilarious if Citeh sign a £100m wunderkind named Yusef in the summer & this tetchy herbert has already Oxfamed it.
This is my favorite thread on here. By a long way. Thank you for all the sterling posts today.
The shirt had Yusef not Sterling m8.
Yes, wd be a real Silva lining.
Or maybe it's a rogue spellcheck planted by the Russians.
A cleverer cat would have taken the two big tellys. Still, Honour Charlotte must be pretty good at multi-tasking if she can watch two big tellys simultaneously.
This would be my favourite thread if it wasn't so hard to read through my tears of laughter
My little sister (aged 18) recently got a job at the indian resteraunt outside by the library (Spicy Tadka) she did not last long due to staff constantly looking at her chest, she felt insecure.
As the older brother and hearing this i am not very impressed.
Why's that Eddie?
Are they your tats to stare at? Are your's bigger than hers, but no one seems to notice?
So many questions........
The comments on that are interesting to say the least.
Just sharing in case the absolute **** is in here
Surprising correct use of "could have"
You can equally say that the political classes are some of the dumbest to have ever achieved office. They are pretty thick and inarticulate appointed to ministerial positions they have no knowledge of and unable to conceive of planning ahead for five minutes let alone years ahead difficult though that may be. This applies to all shades of the political spectrum. While there are complete dolts in the current administration the opposition benches are also rammed to the gills with simpletons and idiots.
Still the best local thread ever
That is pretty funny ! He's got to be winding her up ?
He obviously is, but the build up, strategy and execution is marvellous.
Far better than my constant bringing if any discussion on politics in 3 Rivers to a conclusion with "but how will this new tariff at the tip on household waste affect dog owners?"
Had to revive this.
"Pretty sure there’s a young lad who fixes android screens on here? Can’t for the life of me think who
Failing that any recommendations not in a town centre?"
Helpfully attached was a screenshot of her lockscreen, I assume so we could all see the problems she was having with said Android screen.
I've had to leave the RCCG group. The admins are hypocritical, virtue signalling NIMBY ******* and I had a falling out with their constant sniping at my innocent trolling.
Have you got any good threads you could share? I’m off social media now but I do miss a bit of gentle snowflake bating.
Sadly not - I have left the group now.
Typically I would respond to requests for recommendations of trades people (which always have the caveat "must be reliable and not cost the earth") with an instant quote in the thousands. I'd always bring dogs into every discussion about anything (which strangely, was rarely noticed, as it seems to be apparently normal behaviour) and I would trivialise people who were ranting about 1st world problems with phrases like "utterly ridiculous" or "totally disgusting," because they had to wait 15 minutes for the tip to reopen, whilst they moved some of the skips around, or the M25 was closed because of a fatality.
Yes but what about all your other personas that presumably make up 25% of that forum too ? A heated argument with yourself in that setting with escalating wildly OTT points on each reply would have been fantastic to see.
"You killed and ate your cat for eating some of your dogs dinner ? That's really unfair !" .
What could have been.....
Get a grip.
Fear of crumpets, even worse. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48058863
Fear of crumpet, a line which could be from any Carry On film.
I have a fear of the word ‘c******’ and I’m classing your use of it as a microaggression. #stupidattentionseekingphobiaawarenessweek
Not arf! Let’s go and grab those nurses crumpets!
Here is a typical example of the posts that appear in the group "Ottery Matters UK" for Ottery St Mary in Devon:
"to the people that wrote to the council about me feeding the birds go get a life and go do one"
Special thanks to Kate for her input:
"We feed the foxes where I am ❤️ and the birds
I'm in London though"
Love the animals (Earth emoji)
Oh and John:
"I have six bird feeders in my garden (I'm on the Somerset Levels). The number of goldfinches has risen massively in the last few years, and I've had over 30 species visit.
Anyone who doesn't like birds has no soul."
Got to love living in the countryside