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Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Diamond, Feb 7, 2019.

  1. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Is Darth Sexact a Sith Lord?
     
  2. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    *meowtoo
     
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  3. Presume the "lady" followed through on her promise to torture him and then end his life ?
     
  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    "Oh **** off Rebecca, he did not say that" is now a group on Facebook.
     
  5. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    He's a Sith *******. Been ******* over sleeping people.
     
  6. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    If, hypothetically, I were going to intrude, it would not necessarily be into this gent’s gaff.

    The singlet/bulldog combo compels you to refocus on #17 next door.
     
  7. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Hilarious if Citeh sign a £100m wunderkind named Yusef in the summer & this tetchy herbert has already Oxfamed it.
     
  8. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    This is my favorite thread on here. By a long way. Thank you for all the sterling posts today.
     
  9. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    The shirt had Yusef not Sterling m8.
     
  10. Yes, wd be a real Silva lining.
     
  11. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Or maybe it's a rogue spellcheck planted by the Russians.
     
  12. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    A cleverer cat would have taken the two big tellys. Still, Honour Charlotte must be pretty good at multi-tasking if she can watch two big tellys simultaneously.
     
  13. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    This would be my favourite thread if it wasn't so hard to read through my tears of laughter
     
  14. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

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    Eddie Collingwood
    3 hrs
    My little sister (aged 18) recently got a job at the indian resteraunt outside by the library (Spicy Tadka) she did not last long due to staff constantly looking at her chest, she felt insecure.

    As the older brother and hearing this i am not very impressed.



    Why's that Eddie?

    Are they your tats to stare at? Are your's bigger than hers, but no one seems to notice?

    So many questions........
     
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  15. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    The comments on that are interesting to say the least.
     
  16. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Only Gloucestershire
     

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  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Just sharing in case the absolute **** is in here [​IMG]
     
  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Surprising correct use of "could have"
     
  19. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    You can equally say that the political classes are some of the dumbest to have ever achieved office. They are pretty thick and inarticulate appointed to ministerial positions they have no knowledge of and unable to conceive of planning ahead for five minutes let alone years ahead difficult though that may be. This applies to all shades of the political spectrum. While there are complete dolts in the current administration the opposition benches are also rammed to the gills with simpletons and idiots.
     
  20. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Still the best local thread ever [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  21. That is pretty funny ! He's got to be winding her up ?
     
  22. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    He obviously is, but the build up, strategy and execution is marvellous.

    Far better than my constant bringing if any discussion on politics in 3 Rivers to a conclusion with "but how will this new tariff at the tip on household waste affect dog owners?"
     
  23. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc Squad Player

    Had to revive this.

    "Pretty sure there’s a young lad who fixes android screens on here? Can’t for the life of me think who
    Failing that any recommendations not in a town centre?"


    Helpfully attached was a screenshot of her lockscreen, I assume so we could all see the problems she was having with said Android screen.
     
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  24. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I've had to leave the RCCG group. The admins are hypocritical, virtue signalling NIMBY ******* and I had a falling out with their constant sniping at my innocent trolling.
     
  25. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Have you got any good threads you could share? I’m off social media now but I do miss a bit of gentle snowflake bating.
     
  26. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Sadly not - I have left the group now.

    Typically I would respond to requests for recommendations of trades people (which always have the caveat "must be reliable and not cost the earth") with an instant quote in the thousands. I'd always bring dogs into every discussion about anything (which strangely, was rarely noticed, as it seems to be apparently normal behaviour) and I would trivialise people who were ranting about 1st world problems with phrases like "utterly ridiculous" or "totally disgusting," because they had to wait 15 minutes for the tip to reopen, whilst they moved some of the skips around, or the M25 was closed because of a fatality.
     
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  27. Yes but what about all your other personas that presumably make up 25% of that forum too ? A heated argument with yourself in that setting with escalating wildly OTT points on each reply would have been fantastic to see.
    "You killed and ate your cat for eating some of your dogs dinner ? That's really unfair !" .
     
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  28. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    What could have been.....
     
  29. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

  30. kVA

    kVA Reservist

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  31. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I have a fear of the word ‘c******’ and I’m classing your use of it as a microaggression. #stupidattentionseekingphobiaawarenessweek
     
  32. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Ooooh matron!
     
  33. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Not arf! Let’s go and grab those nurses crumpets!
     
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  34. Grrwood

    Grrwood Reservist

    Here is a typical example of the posts that appear in the group "Ottery Matters UK" for Ottery St Mary in Devon:

    Lynda:
    "to the people that wrote to the council about me feeding the birds go get a life and go do one"

    Special thanks to Kate for her input:
    "We feed the foxes where I am ❤️ and the birds
    I'm in London though"

    Love the animals (Earth emoji)

    Oh and John:
    "I have six bird feeders in my garden (I'm on the Somerset Levels). The number of goldfinches has risen massively in the last few years, and I've had over 30 species visit.
    Anyone who doesn't like birds has no soul."

    Got to love living in the countryside
     
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