Cog Diary

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by wfcmoog, Oct 16, 2020.

  1. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Cogs in June: we will do enough to stay up don't be negative.
    Cogs in first half of July: We will easily get enough out of the last few games to stay up
    Cogs after Newcastle: told you, we are safe. Job done.
    Cogs after Arsenal: oh well, it was inevitable, we will bounce straight back though.
    Cogs during August: Gino will have a plan to get us up. The post season statement made it clear that we will go all out to go straight back up.
    Cogs at the start of the window: Gino will be strengthening all the right areas, and Estupinan and Suarez are coming in like new signings
    Once Doucoure sold: that's fine, as we will strengthen and piss the league
    Once Esupinan was sole: oh well, if it allows us to keep Suarez, it was worth it.
    Once Suarez was sold: oh well, he never wanted to be hear, but Gino will have lined up replacements
    Once the window closed and we haven't signed any replacements: excellent, what we have is easily good enough. HMS Pisstheleague!
  2. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    For balance, bedwetters diary

    14/15: 4 losses in a row! Joker has to go! We're not getting top 6
    15/16: We're going down
    16/17: We're going down
    17/18: We're going down
    18/19: We're going down
    19/20: We're going down
    20/21: Told you! You're a moron if you think Sarr will stay, look at the odds on skybet! Mid-table at best.
  3. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Bed wetters’ diary is much simpler.

    Every day: Wah wah wah
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  4. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    I just don't understand why the bed wetters put so much energy into hating the club, no one is forcing you to watch/follow.
  5. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Anyone using the term 'bedwetter', 'happy clapper' or 'cog' (whatever that is), is a tw%t.
  6. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    We’re trapped. I love my club. I just can’t stand the owner.
  7. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    None of it matters you damn fools. This is not football.
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  8. Ágætis Byrjun

    Ágætis Byrjun Reservist

    What's a tw%t?
  9. Carpster

    Carpster Reservist

    Agreed. I get more sense from my grandchildren than so e of the buffoons on here.
  10. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

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  11. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Are they bedwetters or Clappers?
  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Since you straddle all three depending on whom you are arguing with, I guess you're something entirely different.
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  13. Carpster

    Carpster Reservist

    Currently one of each.
  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It's actually surprisingly low effort. And its not the club I hate. On the contrary. I hate the owners who are destroying it.
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  15. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Can't argue with that tbh
  16. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    What does cog stand for?
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  17. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Now that's a word that I don't use enough...
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  18. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Reservist

    Consistent Orgasm Giver

    That's an actual thing in the urban dictionary.
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  19. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    I think that's @Moosegasm's nickname at his local prayer group.
  20. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    Is he a wet tvvat clapper?
  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I bet Mrs Sklya is near crippled with pleasure.
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  22. Since63

    Since63 Reservist

    Percentages suggest the missing vowel is either a,e,i,o,u....don’t think it’s Cymraeg, so won’t be ‘y’.
  23. Since63

    Since63 Reservist

    Almost too much information...
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  24. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    What about head wobbler? That's my favourite of the 4 terms you see.

    What is a COG?
  25. No guts no glory

    No guts no glory Academy Graduate

    How do we know what fraction we are in? Is there like a hat that tells us? Or do we have to do some ritual hand cutting and drip the blood onto a bed wetting, happy clapping, consistent orgasm giving stone?
    I need to know what side I’m on? And who are the bad guys?
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  26. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    I spun the dial and it says you are a head wobbler. Father Moose will give you a house induction.
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  27. No guts no glory

    No guts no glory Academy Graduate

    Fantastic, good to know where I stand finally, can’t wait for my induction
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  28. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    You better hope @Moosegasm isn’t chosen to induct you.
  29. mrciff

    mrciff Reservist

    COG entry 17.10.20
    Enjoying seeing another great effort from a young Watford side trying to bounce back in the face of adversity.
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  30. mrciff

    mrciff Reservist

  31. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Is an urban dictionary an oxymoron?
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  32. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Clapwobblers out in force I see.

    Bedclappers unite.
  33. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    You're forgetting the Bedwobblers @Moosegasm
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  34. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    They just need to fold up a piece of cardboard and put it under the wonky leg.
  35. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    I do fear for the bedwetters now the transfer window has closed. We’ve managed to cobble together a measly 10 points, with our defence leaking goals at the alarming rate of one goal in 8 hours, Foster must have back ache having to bend down and pick the ball out of the net with such alarming frequency.

    But now we’ve got three players (plus Andre Gray) to come into the team who are a class above the championship.

    I could understand the soiled sheets with us picking up a measly two points per game, a pathetic ratio that would only see us get promoted and not necessarily champions.

    However now we have these players back, we might move from a measly 2 points per game to a more bed wetter friendly 3 points per game, and perhaps not let any goals in at all.

    A bleak winter ahead for team BW.
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