Clinical Finishing

Ive heard that the French lower league, stalwart striker, Marcel J'Ourney- Mann, is available.

We could snap him up if the Le Fondre deal falls through.

 

Any person who can get a song as high brow as The Dan going in The 1881, deserves an OBE.

 

Would have been a job for the apprentices back in the day.

Halcyon days...cleaning the pros boot, painting lines the on the pitch, cleaning the showers .... only to be fiddled with by the youth team coach on the way back home from end of season tournament.

 

On the youth team coach, very possibly.

 

No. No, no, no. NOT funny.

 

Naaarch have one...

 

Bit creepy and perverted. Not a good look and certainly not something I really want to read in 2019.

You're normally quite funny but I didn't like this BRLR.

 

That 3 of the top 5 are: Tammy Abraham, Billy Sharp and Dwight Gayle speaks volumes. Mmm, nope.

The only one of those perhaps worth taking a punt on is Jarrod Bowen, though he's not even a striker - more like a potential upgrade on Hughes, or left-footed Maddison. Rumours that he's off to either Spurs or Leicester though.

 

This one could do us a favour against Wolves - he looks a great clinical finisher....

 

I misread that as Jim Bowen.

 

Great, Smashing, Super.

 

With an elite sportsman, 1980s version.

Before Wenger spoilt everything with his salad based diets.

 

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct...=5Ao9p3ou7-U&usg=AOvVaw34U9A9ixRHtEOcH92fEvR7

 

Think what you like, I really couldnt give a ****.

You having a lack of sense of humour is your problem not mine.

 

It's a running joke BRLR.

 

Oh ok, I missed the memo on that one.

Now I feel like the part of a bell that isnt the beginning or the middle but the bit that 's left after that.