Chelsea vs Watford FC - 21/10/2017

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by V Crabro, Oct 7, 2017.

  1. Pozzo Out

    Pozzo Out Squad Player

    The build up to be:

    95% Chelsea
    3% Ighalo/Deeney
    2% Richarlison
    1% Merson's gave forruner, Marco
     
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  2. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    Tomatoe /Tomatoe it’s clearly tomatoe who the **** says tomatoe
     
  3. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    I'm worried about the condition of IBB's damaged twig. I hope it's in better shape than Morata"s hammy.
     
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  4. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    I was praying he missed it -there was a similar reptile near me and he had a mace.
     
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  5. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    No, that is right, put it wide, by some distance. Awful feeling, feeling pleased when your own side misses an injury time pen to complete a late comeback from 3-1 down.
     
  6. muzz

    muzz First Year Pro

    .

    In Australia, they call Peppers 'Capsicums'. You can't make this sh1t up.
     
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  7. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    It is mildly odd that the most technically adroit player to sport the yellow jumper doesn’t actually start.

    Challenge for MS but all good so far.
     
  8. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I’ve stopped taking solids.

    Might have overcompensated on non solids.

    No ICL.
     
  9. I suspect you are wrong. Holebas starts every game.

    I love Roberto, but he is currently still 70% reputation, with a lot to live up to. I believe he will, but at the moment, he has a long way to go.

    That said, one game could do it...
     
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  10. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I haven’t watched Twin Peaks 3. Been saving it up for the dvd, Dec 5 I believe.

    Thing is, the TP online scene may well be bigger than the WFC one.

    Scullion!
     
  11. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    You a yank, booaaahhhh?

    [​IMG]
     
  12. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Definitely no Kante, Drinkwater or Moses and a half fit / returning Bakayoko and Luiz.

    However, Hazard is due to hit peak form very soon, it could be against us which would be typical.

    Wouldn't be surprised if we draw, wouldn't be surprised if we lose, would be pleasantly surprised if we win.
     
  13. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Standard 2-0 victory not sure who to
     
  14. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    And of course not forgetting aubergine - triple named!

    Not duo named but cross named:

    This year I tried to grow Cucamelons, unfortunately I sowed them too late and they never fruited. It’s a climbing plant that has fruits which look like miniature melons (tee hee) but taste like cucumbers.

    And straight from the taste buds of the devil and an absolute must for every naughty child’s Christmas dinner plate, I give you Kalletes. They are a cross between kale and brussel sprouts. Nature got the better of them this year and the caterpillars scoffed the lot.

    I’ll try again next year armed with some insect killer and report back for all those interested........
     
  15. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    The same kind of div that calls a potato a potarto.
     
  16. Ray Knight

    Ray Knight First Year Pro

    Don't unpicked courgettes eventually become marrows? The one that has always confused me are peas. Are sugar snaps and petit poit special varieties or just picked at the juvenile stage? Anyway let's make history later, following Brighton's good example last night. 3 - 1 to the 'Orns.
     
  17. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    The twig is safely in my pocket,no worse than last week.

    When selecting loose carrots I always twiddle them behind my ear and sniff them in homage to Richard Briers in 'The Good Life'.

    I have a potato that looks like Ian Dowie.
     
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  18. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    If we win this match I'll donate £5 to a charity of the first person who 'likes' this post choice (so long as it can be done easily online).

    We have NO hope of winning.
     
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  19. Surely eggplants/aubergines are only known as melanzani in Italy? Zucchini and courgette are both diminutive forms of marrow in their respective languages. Having to deal with yanks in restaurants quite regularly, I have to remember that rocket is arugula and coriander is cilantro. Also Aussies call sweets 'lollies' but yanks call them candies.
     
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  20. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    Coriander is also known a Cilantro. How I laughed at that one.
    In a similar vein Americans spell Tyres as Tires....Silly people.
     
  21. Vicarage Road

    Vicarage Road Reservist

    Cucumber. Also known as dildo
     
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  22. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Which third?
     
  23. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    Although in France they call them Le cucumber
     
  24. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    1 Like = 1 Prayer
    10 Prayers = 1 Amen
    1 Amen = 1 Amen
     
  25. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    We need to see that potato
     
  26. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    I reckon a couple of these late fitness tests will lead to a few more changes for them. Wenger brought back Kosielny too early last week and Richarlison had him for toast.
     
  27. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Imagine taking home your arugula and cilantro a paper groceries bag in the trunk of your automobile. T.ssers ...
     
  28. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    And that’s what they are crap at football
     
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  29. Vicarage Road

    Vicarage Road Reservist

    Tim sherwood just now on soccer am predicts a comfortable Chelsea win. Although once a Horn, have never liked that ****
     
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  30. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    The yanks call Marjoram, oregano.

    They have the cheek to laugh at the words telly and bugger. Being p*ssed hasn’t got anything to do with being inebriated and w*anker is not in their vocabulary, oh and ya backside is your fanny so go careful with that one!

    The South Africans call traffic lights robots.

    That is about the sum of my knowledge on cultural differences.
     
  31. Generic_Yute

    Generic_Yute Academy Graduate

    2-1 to us. If we are challenging for the Title we need to put in superior performances against the top 6. We are finally in our rightful place amongst the PL big boys, Cant see Chelsea threatening us, Britos is farrrr to world class for Hazard.
     
  32. Johnny Todd Sings

    Johnny Todd Sings First Year Pro

    In South Africa aubergines are called brinjals. Confusingly, so are eggplants.
     
  33. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    These matchday threads are becoming more surreal by the week.
     
  34. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I reckon Gray to start up front again and Deeney on the bench.
     
  35. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    Bit harsh on the potato.
     

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