Caption Competition - Relegation Special

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Moose, Jul 28, 2020.

  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Do your best with this pic.

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    Moose, Jul 28, 2020
    #1
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  2. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    "I've just done a sh1t in Giraldi's desk drawer. If Gino finds out it was me do you reckon he'd sack me with two games to play?"
     
    Lloyd, Jul 28, 2020
    #2
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  3. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Mullins: "Got any tips on how to motivate this lot Nige?"
     
    Robert Peel, Jul 28, 2020
    #3
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  4. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    'Cheeky ****er's trying to stiff me out of my bonus'
     
    Hogg-DEENEY!!!, Jul 28, 2020
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  5. Shaun

    Shaun Academy Graduate

    I think I might have crabs ( so I’m ticklish)
     
    Shaun, Jul 28, 2020
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  6. Shaun

    Shaun Academy Graduate

    Or could Giraldi be down my trousers ( Ooer)
     
    Shaun, Jul 28, 2020
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  7. Shaun

    Shaun Academy Graduate

    Must get a new Gillette
     
    Shaun, Jul 28, 2020
    #7
  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Mullins: Nige, do you think I’ll manage this club one day?

    Pearson: No, I expect you’ll get at least two.
     
    Moose, Jul 28, 2020
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  9. Horace_goes_up_north

    Horace_goes_up_north Reservist

    I'm putting Troy up front again!
     
    Horace_goes_up_north, Jul 28, 2020
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  10. Horace_goes_up_north

    Horace_goes_up_north Reservist

    Very good.
     
    Horace_goes_up_north, Jul 28, 2020
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  11. La_tempesta_cielo_68

    La_tempesta_cielo_68 First Team

    ‘I wonder what those ******* on Watford forums will caption for this picture..?’
     
    La_tempesta_cielo_68, Jul 28, 2020
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  12. Horace_goes_up_north

    Horace_goes_up_north Reservist

    "HMmmmmm"
     
    Horace_goes_up_north, Jul 28, 2020
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  13. Horace_goes_up_north

    Horace_goes_up_north Reservist

    "If I pull my trousers this tight you can see my cajones"
     
    Horace_goes_up_north, Jul 28, 2020
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  14. foxywfc

    foxywfc Reservist

    NP That fat Italian **** has put Troy up top again.
    HM. What’s your excuse going to be this week? I’ve forgot the ice.


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    foxywfc, Jul 28, 2020
    #14
  15. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    I've purposely chosen to play cr@p v the hammers, no way am I giving the club back a million if we stay up! ( I think that's what the contract said)
     
    Teide1, Jul 28, 2020
    #15
  16. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    An Ostrich walked into a bar...
     
    a19tgg, Jul 28, 2020
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  17. Stuey

    Stuey Reservist

    Pearson "Who ate the last pie last night?"
    Mullins "Well it was either Deeney or Giraldi. Flip a coin?"
     
    Stuey, Jul 28, 2020
    #17
  18. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    NP '......and then Giraldi told me he knew how to win the game'
    HM: 'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'
    NP: 'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'
     
    Moosegasm, Jul 28, 2020
    #18
  19. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    HM: You know how Giraldi always joins us on the pitch?
    NP: Yes
    HM: well I just farted so he’s going to walk right through it
    NP: hahahaha
     
    Markoa$, Jul 28, 2020
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  20. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Underrated comment
     
    folkestone orn, Jul 28, 2020
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  21. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

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    Smudger, Jul 28, 2020
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  22. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Is that your bonus in your pocket Nige, or are you just pleased to see me...
     
    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Jul 28, 2020
    #22
  23. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    Fu*k social distancing, we’re all in this together. For now.
     
    Luther Bassett, Jul 28, 2020
    #23
  24. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    One day, all this will be yours.
     
    wfcmoog, Jul 28, 2020
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  25. Geoff the ref

    Geoff the ref Academy Graduate

    I see the new offers on season tickets have worked well
     
    Geoff the ref, Jul 28, 2020
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  26. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Is that Masina with your daughter Nige?
     
    Hornpete, Jul 28, 2020
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  27. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    Don’t worry, at least Gino has invested Our pensions in a Spanish holiday resort
     
    AndrewH63, Jul 28, 2020
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  28. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    "So I said to Fillipo and Gino, 'what has COVID-19 and pasta got in common? It originated from Asia and the Italians spread it round the world.' "
     
    Otter, Jul 29, 2020
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  29. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    NP
    "He's quite tubby for a technical director isn't he?"

    HM
    "Yes,but he makes a lovely pangalactic gargleblaster".
     
    I Blame Pozzo, Jul 29, 2020
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  30. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    Pearson.
    Haha, For a minute then, I thought you asked me what size shoes I'm wearing.
     
    zztop, Jul 29, 2020
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  31. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    HM,,, Deeney is that you?

    NP. Yeah, the effect of relegation has taken it's toll on me a bit quicker than I originally thought.

    HM. . You look a bit slimmer too
    NP... F@#$ off! KFC only do take away so it's harder to get my five a day.
     
    SkylaRose, Jul 29, 2020
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