Burnley 1-3 Watford FC - 19/08/2018

They are currently on course for their 3rd 0-0 in a row. What a tremendously entertaining side they are.
I’m going for another 0-0

 

Ah, fair enough. Apologies. I might be a mystic score-predicting Border Collie but I can still get my wires crossed - I'm wearing a cone on my head at the moment... picking up so many voices... Watford will score from an unexpected source...

 

This one's going to extra time!

 

Dyche has reached the heights of his career. He'll never progress onto a bigger club as his brand of football is horrendous

 

34%possession at home to a team I have never heard of!

 

Into extra time. What a treat for the fans.

 

Can the FA not withdraw Burnley from this tournament for embarrassing the country?

 

Chorley they can’t be serious

 

They can't do a fourth 0-0 in a row, surely. Dyche is going to break records at this rate.

 

Good stuff. Just need some injuries now.

 

I'm optimistic

 

Over 90 minutes so far this season:

Aberdeen 1-1 Burnley
Burnley 1-1 Aberdeen
İstanbul Başakşehir 0-0 Burnley
Southampton 0-0 Burnley
Burnley 0-0 İstanbul Başakşehir

He might say funny stuff at those TFTV nights, but Dyche is one of the most limited coaches you will find - and his brand of football reflects that.

So much for the beautiful game

 

I suppose we want them to win now? Or would the deflation of losing on pens be better for us than the desire to stay uninjured for Athens?

 

Yet so many want him as our manager!

 

Think we need them to win now, so they've got one eye on the glamour tie next Thursday. Sudden death pens should do it.

 

1-0. Good. Probably.

 

Well that's penalties out of the question now, but 120 mins in their legs will surely help us. I don't know about you guys, but I for one would like to see Burnley do well, and not just because a long run in Europe will hinder them in the league

 

Must have heard me.

 

Dyche is dreadful. I know many don't like Bournemouth but Burnley are the real stain on the premier league. Absolutely horrific side.

 

To be fair, if Burnley got rid of Ashley Barnes they'd be at least 50% more likeable.

 

Only Burnley could turn the two most exciting matches in their modern history into two 0-0 draws

 

Yeah, they should sack him. Puel might be available soon...

 

Ssssilva available by Christmas.

 

It would be a step up on Everton, but would he have even heard of Burnley? I mean, technically he has managed there, but he had got the hump by that stage

 

Going to this via Coach.

I regret everything.

 

Christ, and people want Dyche as manager? Drawing 0-0 to Stoke under Gracia was boring enough!

 

I guess that drawing every Prem game 0-0 would be good enough to avoid relegation.

 

Plus you get to call yourselves "The invincibles" albeit a boring crappy version ..........whats not to like!

 

Our best away result under him.

 

Lawro predicts us to lose 1-0, he says we are inconsistent, which is right, he also says that there are a number of teams worse than us.

 

To paraphrase Merson: If Burnley score first, they will win. If Watford score first, they will win. I'm going for a 1-1 draw.

 

Not sure how Lawrie can describe a team as 'inconsistent' after one match!

 

It's because he's a thick, rapey ****.

The more people that read his horseshit, the more likely it is his contract with the bbc is extended.

 

Invinciblezzzz?