Birthday card #2

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Davidmsawyer, May 22, 2019.

  1. Davidmsawyer

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    Hello,

    It is that time of year again when the season has stopped and my birthday comes! Here is the card my daughter made me this year.It is better than any of the actual presents I have received so far!

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    * I wish I actually still looked that young!
     
  2. RookeryDad

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    No cake?

    The most uplifting thread of the year.

    Between the morbid bookends of end of season collapse & transfer window disappointment.
     
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  3. Davidmsawyer

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    No Watford cake this year :(

    Now you have reminded me though of what we have to come in the next couple of months!
     
  4. RookeryDad

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    A positive note, a good 9 months until our next post Christmas capitulation.

    Maybe 7.
     
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  5. RookeryDad

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    Shouldn’t there be a graph, or the suggestion of graph, in there?
     
  6. Davidmsawyer

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    Good point, sadly my daughter is not following my statically bent, but my wife’s artistic skills.

    I will need to train up one my kids though to take over the batten one day!
     
  7. RookeryDad

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    I’m not a professional statistician but I reckon we could take any of the existing Sawyer graphs &, with a little jiggling of the axes, create a perfect fit for any future season.

    COYH!
     
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  8. Baton. Unless you mean Battenburg.
     
  9. I Blame Pozzo

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    A doctor writes
    David
    Where is your nose?
     
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  10. How does he smell?
     
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  11. Forzainglese

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    Evolutionary minimalism. Darwin probably wrote about it somewhere.
    or
    Where Art thinks it meets Science.
    or
    Coded message, saying 'Dad, this is all you're getting, so don't sniff at it' .
    or
    Yoof-style art: Check out manga and anime.
     
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  12. Forzainglese

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    45 minutes have gone by and no one has fallen for it. This is a mark of the incredible sophistication of this forum.
     
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  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    That is close to how I had pictured you David.
    Always thought you were a guy, but otherwise close.
     
  14. Davidmsawyer

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    This. She is really into this style of art.
     
  15. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Terrible! (Am I too late?)
     
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  16. Forzainglese

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    Ah yes - her and a load of other kids.
     
  17. Davidmsawyer

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    And adults... I saw an advert on the tube for for a manga exhibition at the British museum. £16. Expensive - but cheaper than watching your team lose 6-0! But free for under 16s so I think I’ll take my 3 kids
     
  18. Davidmsawyer

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    When I wrote it I knew it looked wrong. But I would argue a Battenburg trumps any grammatical error.
     
  19. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    I love it, but marzipan divides opinion.
     

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