I caught part of the news on 3CR this morning. The story was about a primary school. The part that caught my attention was the name ‘Shorts Down Primary’. WTF? Who ever decided that was a good name for a school? Priests? Carry On writers? I was a little wary of Googling it, especially on a work PC but it turns out it’s those filthy **** in Bedfordshire. Not only do they have ShitTown they’ve got Shorts Town, a small village just outside of Bedford.