[RUMOUR] Aurélien Tchouaméni

I said a one for Tchouaméni,
Two for da show,
Three to get ready now go cat go...

https://www.tuttomercatoweb.com/eur...per-tchouameni-il-bordeaux-spara-alto-1203781

The Watford puts the arrow and try overtaking the other teams, including Italian, interested in Aurelien Tchouameni. The contact between the London club and Bordeaux, however, had as a first result a request of 15 million euros considered excessive by the leadership of the British club. The parties will re-adjust, but Watford has entered the contest vigorously.

 

At €15m, I'm not sure that we'd be too vigorous in chasing him - it does sound a tad excessive.

 

That takes care of the troublesome central midfield pickle we find ourselves in

 

A one for Tchouameni
two for the show
three to get ready now go cat go

 

Tchouaemeni broken hearts in the world, there's too many dreams can be broken in two.

 

Hong Kong Garden takeaway.

 

Bordeaux? Didn’t we prove last week that if we want a player from them, then we won’t take him?

 

According to his whoscored profile he "commits fouls often" - should fit right in then.

 

I for one am delighted the club has enterered vigorously.

Something I wish I could do more of.

 

Saucy.

 

We have an answer to the most divisive forum issue:

'il club londinese'.

 

Does that mean we are in both London and Udinese ?

 

I don’t get it

 

Stop wining

 

We have to sign him. I want to hear merson attempt that name.

 

And Del Boy Payne

 

Why? Why did you do this to me. Now all my colleagues think I’m a massive Jason Donovan fan.

 

‘Tchouaemeni broken hearts have fallen in the river’ would have been a safer choice.

 

I don't know if this Aussie band from the 80s ever 'made it' in the UK, but I've being humming this earworm of theirs all day...

 

Pardon me boy,
Is that the Tchouaméni Tchou-Tchou?

 

Only “Live it Up” from Crocodile Dundee.

 

Does he know how to swim?

 

Bop Tchouaméni, Bop Tchouaméni méni, Bop Tchouaméni, Bop Tchouaméni....Sugar baby love...

 

Ive got this.



Plays for Watford FC at the end of the tchou meni line.

 

I hear he does a better cockney accent than D1ck Van Dyke.

 

We need some more girls in here,
We need some more girls in here,
Tchouaméni men, Tchouaméni meni men,
Tchouaméni men, Tchouaméni meni men.