Arsenal 2-0 Watford FC - 29/09/2018

There again, nobody likes a smartarse!

 

Had seen Deeney's script beforehand?

 

In for Pereyra and we switch to a midfield diamond?

 

Yes...overload the midfield first half so we gain control. Xhaka lunges in recklessly on one of our finest and sees red. Emery takes off one of their tasty strikers and replaces him with another dodgy defensive type. To no avail. We run out 4 - 1 winners second half. Pererya and Success enter the fray in the last quarter to score. Ian Wright waxes lyrical on MOTD regarding Deeney's leadership qualities, Gary's sharpness, how Chalobah is the missing link in Watfords midfield (and future England star) and our organisation at the back. Meanwhile the Arse' continue to moan about Cech in the new system and the lack of discipline at the back. I can but dream...good night.

 

Nah its a about Deulofeu, who will be in the squad tomorrow

 

EI was pretty cool in the 80s/90s to the mild frustration/amusement of t’other Pythons.

He attended David Bowie’s wedding alongside Eno, Ono & Bono.

 

Lack of cajones, meaning draws, suggests there will be a winner.

2-1@rsenal.

 

The only emoji I recognised was a breast enlargement lady.

I get the breast ads the whole time.

There’s Charlene - big udders, great.

Chantelle - excellent achievement, congrats, all your own work?

Another one, maybe Chantelle 2 - they defy gravity! Extraordinary! Let me get my forum hombres to crunch the physics on that.

 

Is your analysis based on a Subbuteo reconstruction?

Was Foster on some long stick thing?

 

Is your analysis based on a Subbuteo reconstruction?

Was Foster on some long stick thing?

 

My team:

Foster
Kiko, Kabs, Cathcart, Holebas
Chalobah, Doucouré, Capoue
Hughes
Deeney, Gray

 

You wouldn’t want to be. Me and my friends are right ****heads.

 

Wool itch Arsenal’s biggest threat will Charles Charlie Charles.

 

If people are going to keep going on about cojones can you please ******* SPELL IT CORRECTLY

 

Quite like that. Either Hughes or Pereyra behind the strikers.

Doubt it will happen but not a problem, dont mind us sticking to the same team either.

Its nice to have options for a change.

 

In fairness, I think Troy pronounced it cajones when he said it. Perhaps people are writing the Deenish version rather than the Spanish original?

 

Incorrect spelling of that word is guaranteed to drawer out the pedants.

 

'Cajones' really does mean 'drawers'. Could well be relevent in a football match.

 

1-1 drawers or 2-1 cajones

I prefer the drawers personally so I’ll stick with that.
Chalobah to score.

 

I like the way Motson says it, co jownes.

Unfortunatley Arsenal will be well up for this one, Wellbeck hat trick celebration reveals a tshirt of him in an england shirt with some massive cojownes. 6-0 home win. Deeney misses two penalties and a open goal.

 

1-3 Watford.

Deeney, Gray, Capoue.

 

A cajon is also one of those box things you sit on to play. Obviously 'cajones' is more than one of them.

 

I don’t imagine @rsenal have any of those.

Troy was right.

 

Balls.

 

Navarro in for Janmaat.

Otherwise, same squad and line-up.

 

Aubamayang vs Navarro down our right doesn't sound great. Would have preferred Femenia in there to match his pace.

 

Hmmm... Baptism of fire for Sir Shootsalot.

It's not a hot potato, Marc. Do what everyone else does and pass to Doucoure to deal with it properly.

 

Good luck to all but especially Sir Gerald.

 

where's the shoutbox?

 

Anyone got a decent working stream?

All I've found is a somewhat watery-pictured broadcast in an unintelligible language on hesgoal...

 

Kawnor.

 

I'm watching via Star Sports select on an IPTV app on Firestick.

 

Hornets playing well by the sound of it.

 

Better team so far

 

Hughes with a good chance from just inside box on the volley, just wide.