Any weird crushes

Proper MILF. I'd be banging like a outhouse door in a hurricane.

 

I’d like to watch your mum and your granny (maternal) lezzing it up .

 

Not a patch on Betty Rubble.

 

Ambiguous last sentence.

Was Kels an electrician?

 

Lois Griffin.

Is Peter Griffin the Fred Flintstone de nos jours?

 

Thelma from Scooby Doo (both cartoon and live action film)

 

Any stirrings for Edna Krabappel on the Simpsons?

Doing that ‘if you like that, you’ll like this’ thing but no idea how to develop the algorithm.

 

It’s Velma.

Thelma was married to Rodney Bewes.

 

And....?????

 

Yes. Deffo.

 

So it is. Quite liked Thelma too.

 

Tracey Ann Oberman both as Auntie Val in FND and as Mrs Ray Purchase in Toast of London.

 

You never see her and Nick Knowles in the same room.

 

Sergei the meerkat

 

Awaiting the GoBE Weird Crushes series in book form.

Adrian Mole, Harry Potter, the almanac thing, then this.

Expect to be wading through Waterstones in early December with it lapping upto my groin.

 

You've been told off about rodents and crevices before.

 

Meerkats aren't rodents

 

That's expert knowledge & experience right there.

 

Simples