Any weird crushes

OK, Meh, we're nearer the mark. As for Sally Nugent, a few things:

a) Emily Nugent is hotter, and
b) You could place a yardstick between those eyes, yet
c) I spent a week thinking the BBC were broadcasting her in the wrong aspect ratio, and I don't like
d) Her penchant for enjoying thundering bouts of her own flatulence

 

Ted Nugent.

 

Sally was co-anchor this morning. Had a bit of a sexy husky voice thing going on!!!

 

Is that another way of saying 'she has a face for radio'?

 

Back to the OP's weirdness:

Well that accounts for Shergar's teeth...

 

Philomena Cunk.

 

Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock.

Not a classic beauty perhaps, but get her out of that parka and sensible shoes, couple of glasses of the old 'gasolina' and a bit of James Brown on and I reckon she'd be off like a gamma ray burst from deep space.

 

Linda Cardellini is the least weird crush ever. She's hot.

 

She'd need to be gagged too. Not in a creepy 'Women need to shut up' way, but her babbling in that voice for the duration would be very distracting.

 

The pulsating Pui Fan Lee (aka Po from Teletubbies) who now stars in CBeebies Show Me, Show Me.

Also starred as a lusty lesbian in full-on carpet mastication scenes in Metrosexuality on Ch4 a while back.

Yarss.

Show me, show me, bayyyybeeeeeee....

 

Rachael Riley
some girl who works in our building who i don't know
Jessica Rabbit

 

That's the point though, in any other garb, nah. In the Velma Dinkley gear, it does something!

 

She's a tiny little thing. What the Profanasaurus in 'Viz' describes as a 'throwabout'.

 

1) No - too much slap.
2) Need to elaborate.
3) Who shot JR? I would've.

 

I'd let her search for Miss Mouse in my garden any day of the week!

 

You've probably all seen this but it is causing a storm on the internet...



Australian presenter Natarsha Belling's neckline.

But she's not the only one...

 

The internet needs to get over itself.

 

Just its leg, surely?

 

That posh one from Egg-heads that won Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

 

Clive, this woman is a hard core socialist. Are you sure that isn't the real attraction?

 

:dismay: I think she'd make funny noises.

 

Lady Penelope

 

There would be strings attached...

 

Kirsty Young. Think it's the accent.

 

Bit late to this one. Mariella Frostrup (voice), Victoria Principal from Dallas (chest - bit historical now though), Carol from the weather of course (chest again and she's just so nice - no idea what the weather's doing in Cork when she's sideways on though), her out of Hunger Games (feisty and looks a bit like my sister (also feisty) - leave it!). Some more weird than others admittedly. Oh and the female in the pub that I'm currently working on ...

 

Have you ever considered how much Lady P. looks like Mrs T.?

I identify a Freudian thing going on here.

 

Giggity.

 

Aunt Sally for me .

Absolute filth .

 

Apricot and pineapple.
Very weird crush.

 

Cheetara (Thundercats) - I'd smash that all night.

Velma (Scooby Doo) - ginger nerd - she'd be grateful

Aislyn Bea

 

Julia Bradbury. I can never quite seem to concentrate on where she’s walking to.

 

This bloke?

 

Jo Joyner. I'd go through her like a hot curry.

 

Rebecca Long-Bailey

 

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