Any weird crushes

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Meh!, Mar 10, 2015.

  1. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

  2. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

  3. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    I said "weird" crushes!
  4. Squibba

    Squibba Predictor Choker 14/15

    I read that as going to ISIS to sing a song.

    The ISS is definitely a better place to sing a song.
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  5. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    First crush Debbie Harry, second Belinda Carlisle. Now I'm just a narcissistic b@stard in love with myself.
  6. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

  7. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Your mum because she goes down quicker than Forestieri
  8. Legskeattch

    Legskeattch Squad Player

    Carol from the BBC Breakfast weather
  9. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    I'm sure the person in charge of hiring weather girls at the BBC has an interest in very large assets.

    Every single weather girl on the main and local bulletins seem to have an ample supply in that particular category.
  10. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    There's nothing weird about having a crush on a slightly older lady, which seems to be the theme here. It'd be a bit weird if a 60 year old had a crush on Miley Cyrus though.

    Actually It'd be weird if anyone fancied her.

    I'm going to plump for Mel C. Not your classic beauty.
  11. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

  12. Alban Hornet

    Alban Hornet Squad Player

    Rebecca Craven (plays Rhiannon Salt in Waterloo Road)
  13. ratrap

    ratrap First Year Pro

    Better fixed ;D.
  14. ratrap

    ratrap First Year Pro

    Jane Asher.
  15. ratrap

    ratrap First Year Pro

    I think the meteorological term is 'a large front'.
  16. ratrap

    ratrap First Year Pro

    Fine wrapped up, but unwrapped they're gonna be belly-warmers.
  17. Legskeattch

    Legskeattch Squad Player

    I would love to see her warm fronts!

  18. ratrap

    ratrap First Year Pro

    Seeing them in reality would leave you in the doldrums.
  19. blahblahblah

    blahblahblah Reservist

    Better, better fixed.
  20. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Tulissa. :dismay:
  21. inayellowshirt

    inayellowshirt From the other place

    April from the cartoon Turtles

  22. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    I crushed a bag of M&M's once with my foot ... that was pretty weird I can tell you
  23. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    If you are going to do cartoons, this lady is a must then! I fancied the pants of her as a kid...
  24. Vicarage Road

    Vicarage Road Reservist

    Lois Griffin
  25. Alban Hornet

    Alban Hornet Squad Player

    Are we onto cartoons? I think the redhead from Powerpuff Girls was my first love.
  26. ratrap

    ratrap First Year Pro

    Bobby's a bit weird...

  27. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    Dear god no. Seek help.
  28. jon_e_lee

    jon_e_lee Old Git!

    Saves a few bob on tissues!
  29. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    10's of women in the Watford area are wondering why their partners are suddenly so interested in BBC Breakfast.
  30. Legskeattch

    Legskeattch Squad Player

    and I bet you enjoyed it!
  31. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    Indeed I did! :naughty:
  32. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    This scene from Red Dwarf about Wilma Flintstone is good...

  33. Roger Irrelevant

    Roger Irrelevant Reservist

    Princess Anne.
  34. iamofwfc

    iamofwfc Squad Player

    Daphne out of Scooby Doo
  35. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

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