An early Christmas present from all at Everton

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Optimistichornet, Dec 23, 2018.

  1. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

  2. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    The gift that keeps on giving.
     
  3. Vicarage Road

    Vicarage Road Reservist

    That’s like watching porn
     
  4. Maninblack

    Maninblack First Year Pro

    They want Eddie Howe now. Another tapping up on the way?! :D
     
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  5. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Tell them we'll take him back.
    He can help me with all my washing and stir the paint for the decorating at RD's mansion!
     
  6. EB Hornet

    EB Hornet Reservist

    Ooh that’s a pleasant read
     
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  7. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    They have less points after the same number of games than they had last year! A bit like going all out for the girl of your dreams then realising she is no better than the one you ditched and being left with massive debts!
     
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  8. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Howe won’t want them.
    No offence toffeeblue but a number of your fans seem odious
     
  9. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Reservist

    9th February 2019.

    Capoue smashes in a late winner and seals Silva's fate.

    Can't wait.
     
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  10. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    I see Richarlison pulled the usual sulky teen face. Tw#t.
     
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  11. cfdr0ftaW

    cfdr0ftaW Academy Graduate

    I would love nothing more than for Capoue to bang in the winner against Everton. Gracia has improved most if not all of our players individually, but Capoue is the one that really shows Silva for the fraud he is. From no-hoper to arguably our best performer this calendar year.

    And that Everton forum is exquisite. Here's a selection of my personal favourites:

    - "...naive and poor tactical decisions..."
    - "He [Moshiri] made way too much effort to get him to get rid of him this soon. And that scares me. Really fear we are stuck with him."
    - "We decide to go toe to toe against one of the best attacking teams in the league. Foolish or naive at best."
    - "A poor man's Martinez."
    - "He will be lucky to last the season."

    Brings a tear to the eye.
     
  12. Unhappy bunny

    Unhappy bunny Squad Player

    He"ll be crap at helping you translate Homer, though. D'oh!
     
  13. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Marvellous, marvellous stuff. And there's pages of it! I see Kenright is a 'snake' now. Thanks for posting that. Christmas comes early.
     
  14. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    It seems that Everton fans are six-two death of Marco Silva.
     
  15. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    I don't usually like to laugh at the misfortune of others, but its just pure comedy gold. Really rooting for Burnley to roll them over on Boxing day now.
     
  16. Muggins_77

    Muggins_77 Academy Graduate

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  17. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

    It gets better!

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  18. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose First Year Pro

    Well it’s about time the snake got skinned. He should of watched how we played against them with a never die attitude.

    Something he was totally incapable of pressing into our players after spending time looking through toffee coloured specs.

    I think Everton are decent and our games against them are never dull. I feel sorry for their fans who have to possibly go through what we did now, whine Richy has a dry spell and Silva goes AWOL.
     
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  19. Irishorn

    Irishorn Gael Force

    Now is an ideal time to press Everton for our compensation payment. Just hope our chief negotiators keep straight faces.
     
  20. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Can’t wait for the FA to deduct the 30 points from them for trying to poach Slither in the first place.
     
  21. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Happily no mention of Gracia on there.

    Although a caustic comment about Mike Walker.

    What are the odds we get Toffee Blue 9 on a free in the window?
     
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  22. Vicarage Road

    Vicarage Road Reservist

    Howe will replace poch at spurs in the summer, resulting in B’muff crashing and burning hahahahahahahahaha
     
  23. barker

    barker Academy Graduate

    As others have said, a wonderful read ... pages of it, and often laugh-out-loud. I do feel a bit for the fans, though - as fellow football fans. Another example of a club that is damaged by incompetent owners, and people running a club who have less knowledge about football than people who turn up each week and watch it. As a number of fans on there say, this was so predictable ... please don't let Slither get the sack before we play them in February.
     
  24. Burnsy

    Burnsy Reservist

  25. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer First Year Pro

    I hope not, I love my weekend away in Bournemouth.
    Could still go I suppose, but would not be the same without the football.
     
  26. Bonkingbob

    Bonkingbob First Year Pro

    That thread is playing out like the Monty Python ‘what have the romans done for us?’ skit.

    ‘If we had a better manager we’d be top 6’
    ‘What about the players?’
    ‘Okay if we had a better manager and players we’d be top 6’
    ‘Our owner isn’t a football man’
    ‘Okay if we had...’
     
  27. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    I’m not surprised they want him out, his post match press conference was a joke. When your clubs aspirations are to be in the top 6, who wants a manager that says;

    "When something like this happens we have to forget the top six and wins against them," Silva added.We did so well in previous matches against them but we have to improve and when we play them again we have to be able to compete, nothing more.”

    What a defeatist attitude. So basically they are just going to roll over for the top 6 teams but try to be competitive whilst it’s being handed to them.

    The defeat saw Everton concede six goals at home in the league for the first time since August 2014 and extended their disappointing record against sides in the top six.
     
  28. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    So thanks to Sliva, Everon now have the most number of defeats in Premier League history.

    Take a bow Marco
     
  29. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    I am trying not to laugh. Why?
     
  30. Steve Terry's headband

    Steve Terry's headband Academy Graduate

    A perfect end to the season would be to see Everton just above the bottom 3. Then the FA make a points deduction which means they have equal points to 18th place. They go down based on goal difference due to Silva’s crap tactics.
     
  31. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

  32. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Tis the season to be jolly...
     
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  33. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer First Year Pro

    Shame is though, that although the Everton hierarchy definitely deserve all they get, it is not the fault of the Everton fans.
    They are not a bad bunch all round, and they deserve better.
     
  34. Burnsy

    Burnsy Reservist

    The ones who don’t go on that forum of theirs I’m sure are fine and grounded in reality. However, the overwhelmingly majority of their fans on that forum deserve every miserable failure he brings them.
     
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  35. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    I've just read a load more of their pages and didn't get near the end - it just goes on and on. Must be the definition of a top club..... They have more hysterical whingers than anybody else. Great.
    Favourite this time = "He can f*** off back to Watford". Er, no matey; you wanted him and you got him. Swivel.
     
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