A feast of sport on Sunday...

Close shave.

Could have been this:

https://www.hiwinchester.co.uk/latest-events/murder-at-fawlty-towers-comedy-dinner-show/

 

You feel it would be kinder to supply the actors with name badges.

Just to be on the safe side.

 

Presumably had his nuts well and truly cracked.

 

I already shared a link in my initial post.

I was hoping for a quick getaway, and watch the sport at her house, but she insisted on going round Covent Garden looking in the handbag shops and watching street musicians. Followed by tea in an overpriced cafe.

The drive back was torturous, as trying to listen to both the tennis and cricket on the car radio at the same time, and hear it over the old dear snoring, was tough.

But the truth is that the ballet was amazing. A fantastic spectacle and experience.

And I'm very happy I went. Sort of.

And my Aunt is so funny.

I even learnt a few things. For example, that lump you can see in the front of the male dancers tights is not there so that the female has somewhere to step onto she climbs up! My aunt told me.