A Cheese For Each Squad Player....

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by tonycotonstache, Jul 24, 2020.

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  1. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Reviving an old topic to try and bring some distraction to the sheet show of a season.

    Which cheese best relates to each player......

    1 GK Heurelho Gomes
    2 DF Daryl Janmaat
    4 DF Craig Dawson
    6 DF Adrian Mariappa
    7 FW Gerard Deulofeu
    8 MF Tom Cleverley
    9 FW Troy Deeney
    10 FW Danny Welbeck
    11 DF Adam Masina
    13 FW Adalberto Peñaranda
    14 MF Nathaniel Chalobah
    15 DF Craig Cathcart
    16 MF Abdoulaye Doucouré
    17 FW João Pedro
    18 FW Andre Gray
    19 MF Will Hughes
    20 MF Domingos Quina
    21 DF Kiko Femenía
    22 FW Isaac Success
    23 FW Isma*la Sarr
    24 MF Tom Dele-Bashiru
    25 DF José Holebas
    26 GK Ben Foster
    27 DF Christian Kabasele
    29 MF Étienne Capoue
    30 GK Pontus Dahlberg
    33 FW Ignacio Pussetto
    35 GK Daniel Bachmann
    37 MF Roberto Pereyra
    42 MF Callum Whelan
     
    tonycotonstache, Jul 24, 2020
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  2. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Sarr- Parmesan
    A nice sprinkle on top of the main meal, unfortunately the rest of the food was undercooked.
     
    folkestone orn, Jul 24, 2020
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  3. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    The whole squad is like Vegan cheese, not fit for purpose.
     
    a19tgg, Jul 24, 2020
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  4. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I would say the Monty Python sketch.
    Where there is only Wensleydale,Mr Wensleydale- 'Francesco' ( as he was renamed by Angry of Hertfordshire on Tuesday) Giraldi.
     
    I Blame Pozzo, Jul 24, 2020
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  5. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Deeney = Stinking Bishop.

    Or is that Giraldi?
     
    Keighley, Jul 24, 2020
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  6. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Janmaat. One of the Dutch hard cheeses that you buy from the shop after thinking it will be amazing with a nice wine and artisan bread.

    Then you get home and it's bland, tasteless and falls apart at the slightest touch.
     
    tonycotonstache, Jul 24, 2020
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  7. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    How dare you compare our squad with something yellow that stinks. Oh wait...
     
    K9 Hornet, Jul 24, 2020
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  8. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Andre Gray = smegma.
     
    Relegation Certs, Jul 24, 2020
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  9. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I like Dutch cheese. And I like Daryl.
     
    Keighley, Jul 24, 2020
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  10. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    Ben Gloucester
    Dairylea Troyangle

    I'm not getting the point of this am I? :(
     
    K9 Hornet, Jul 24, 2020
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  11. watfordD92

    watfordD92 Academy Graduate

    Masina can be a cheestring as he got strips torn out of him at West Ham.
     
    watfordD92, Jul 24, 2020
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  12. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Doucoure - imitation stilton. Initially looks like quality but ultimately leaves a nasty taste in the mouth

    Deeney - kn0b cheese

    Will Hughes - red leicester, a reliable cheese that does the job

    Deulofeu - wensleydale, falls apart too easily
     
    Moosegasm, Jul 24, 2020
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  13. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Sarr will be Brie Encounter as he will be off next week
     
    onion8837, Jul 24, 2020
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  14. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    Our whole team stinks the same just like any cheese you care to name :(
     
    Last edited: Jul 24, 2020
    The Voice of Reason, Jul 24, 2020
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  15. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Emmentaler. Has as many holes as our big yellow defence.
     
    Smudger, Jul 24, 2020
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  16. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Capoue is Boursin-oozes class

    Deeney- brie: overrated, but works well when paired up with a digestive biscuit (Ighalo, Vydra).

    Most of our forwarsa- cheap plastic, cheese slices you get in burgers.

    Our defence- a smelly blue cheese, that crumbles at the first sign of pressure?
     
    folkestone orn, Jul 24, 2020
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  17. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Corrected. Another French signing incoming.
     
    Smudger, Jul 24, 2020
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  18. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    No he played for us in the 90s m8.
     
    Moose, Jul 24, 2020
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  19. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Not another pun filled thread. Jason Wensleydale. Gone to greener pastures which make a better cheese. Emile Gorgonzola. J'accuse you of incompetence Floppo.
     
    Smudger, Jul 24, 2020
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  20. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Watford fc- Halloumi, seems like a good idea at the time, ends up being expensive and bad for your health.
     
    folkestone orn, Jul 24, 2020
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  21. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    the job of giving away cheap penalties?
     
    lowerrous, Jul 24, 2020
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  22. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Even the pundits said it shouldn't have been a penalty.
     
    folkestone orn, Jul 24, 2020
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  23. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Andre Gray - Edam - rubbery first touch.
     
    WillisWasTheWorst, Jul 24, 2020
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  24. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Isaac Success - Camembert.

    Baked.
     
    Heidar, Jul 24, 2020
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  25. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Edam Massina.
     
    Arakel, Jul 24, 2020
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