Troy Deeney

Discussion in 'Former Players Archive' started by wfcSinatra, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    Why do you think he went!
     
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Because of the buffet!!
     
  3. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Is that why he went!1
     
  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Yeah. A buffet is exactly the sort of thing which would motivate him to attend a function.

    Because he's fat.
     
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  5. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Also he likes to eat lots of food. Come to think of it that is probably why he is such a fatty! Im surprised he has the energy to stick up a chubby middle finger to the fans without eating 3 Bargain buckets before kick off.
     
  6. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Because of the buffet
     
  7. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    KFC have run out m8. Because Deeney has eaten all the chicken.
     
  8. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Hope Deeney gets the winning goal again tomorrow to silence the haterz and secure survival.
     
  9. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Yeah. A buffet is exactly the sort of thing which would motivate him to attend a brand building meeting.
     
  10. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    One for the stattos amounts us:

    Troy has now scored on his 50th, 100th, 150th, 200th, 250th and 300th appearance.
     
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  11. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Can anyone work out who they were against (I don't mean the 300th before anyone gets cheeky!)?
     
  12. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    50 01/11/11 - Brighton (H) W1-0
    100 19/01/13 - Huddersfield (H) W4-0
    150 01/03/14 - Blackpool (H) W4-0
    200 06/04/15 - Middlesbrough (H) W2-0
    250 01/10/16 - Bournemouth (H) D2-2
    300 03/03/18 - WBA (H) W1-0
     
  13. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    An honorary doctorate in the post for a Mr TD9 of WD18.
     
  14. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Pretty rapid between 100-200.

    Edit: I was forgetting these long, meandering 46 match seasons. Much more civilised to play about 5 games in Feb/March.
     
  15. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Has he been working on his finishing? Had Aguero finished like he did against Everton and WBA they'd be banging on about it for weeks.

    Perhaps Gray could take a lesson or two!
     
  16. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Or just got a bit of confidence back ?

    Always been able to hit the call pretty hard and cleanly hence his goal record.

    Was a pretty cool finish against West Brom - even Foster was impressed.
     
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  17. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    He's scored two vital goals (which is his job) and looks to have gained some confidence under Gracia. But he's still woefully short of the required standard for 95% of the game. Seems that Okaka comes on, beats up defenders, swings the game our way and then the skipper swoops in and grabs the glory when in fact he should have been doing what Okaka has just done for the previous 60 minutes. Instead he's been dominated by two of the worst centre back pairings in the league in the last two games.
     
  18. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Wonderful stat, well done Troy
     
  19. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I've got another gem for you.

    If Deeney scores next time out he'll have scored on his 50th, 100th, 150th, 200th, 250th, 300th AND 301st appearances.
     
  20. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Has that ever been done before by a Watford player?
     
  21. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Can any stattos amongst us work out who the 301st appearance will be against?
     
  22. The Whoosh Magnet

    The Whoosh Magnet Academy Graduate

  23. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Yes. Lloyd Doyley I think. But don't quote me.
     
  24. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Ooopsie, my bad.
     
  25. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Actually if he scores next time out, he will have scored on his 50th, 100th, 150th, 200th, 250th, 299th, 300th and 301st appearances. :cool:
     
  26. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    8 goals in over 300 appearances? Get rid.
     
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  27. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    his goal was my favourite of the season. That finish reminded me of me in my pomp.
     
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  28. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    How can you possibly know that? What's your source?
     
  29. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

  30. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

  31. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    That stat has attracted attention on its 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th appearances on this forum. Top work.
     
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  32. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Ah, but with some subtle variations...
     
  33. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Article in "When Saturday Comes" by a Walsall fan still hoping we get a big fee for Deeney as they crave that 20% sell on fee!
     
  34. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    I'm viewing Gray in exactly the same way. Hope we'll get 30% too.
     
  35. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

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