(9) Troy Deeney

Discussion in 'The Team Bus' started by Squibba, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Squibba

    Squibba Predictor Choker 14/15

    Anyone else feel like he could go on a run of goals now? Ighalo's gone, he looked immense against Arsenal, got some great creative players around him Niang, Zarate, Amrabat, Cleverley, Success. I think he's due to hit form.
     
  2. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Deeney knocks the ball onto SUCCESS
     
  3. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    He's looked a bit sharper in the last couple of games too. Seems to have slimmed down a little bit.
     
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  4. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Troy should sell his slimming down tips. Always seems related to goalscoring. The Troy Deeney diet - from fat and useless to slim and brilliant in two easy goals.
     
  5. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Was it really wise for Troy to go big mouthing it about Aaron 'Elvis' Ramsey being a snivelling coward for shrinking away from Kaboul's cannon blast free kick rather than taking it full smack in his pretty kisser like Aidy and Malky would have demanded?

    http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...amsey-bottled-it-watford-defeat-a7569496.html

    I saw the interview where he said this. All laid back and relaxed and giving it the big 'un to the Sky Sports reporters.

    All very well skipper. But as I remember the last time you were on the telly and in the papers talking (some might say boasting) about how you'd bullied the opposition players and how you were a much, much bigger and mightier, macho man-o'-steel than them was when we beat Liverpool 3-0.

    And when we we next played them, I expect they remembered that.

    And we got 6 stuck up us and your pal Gomes got so upset at all the goals flying past him that he had to be substituted.

    Next season there's a fair chance that we'll be playing those snot gobbling gunners again and little Elvis will come out all fired up and determined to stuff your casual braggadocio right down your throat.

    Just stick to the over the moon/sick as a parrot stuff will you?
     
  6. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    Having Cleverly help with the babysitting makes a big difference
     
  7. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    No we didn't. We lost 2-0.
     
  8. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

  9. Roger Irrelevant

    Roger Irrelevant Reservist

    Deeney handbags.

    God I hate The Sun.

    **** you Murdoch.
     
  10. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    Fan in club pestered him for photo, Deeney said no...Deeney gets punched in the face...Deeney thrown out of club. Jobsworth policeman threatens Deeney with pepper spray.

    Looks like The S*n are out to get him
     
  11. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I think you'll find it was a lady policeman actually.
     
  12. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

  13. J.B

    J.B First Team

    Actually feel a bit dirty going on The Sun's website.

    Haven't watched the video yet, but it seems that even they aren't trying to claim Deeney was in the wrong in all of this (misleading, clickbait headline aside).
     
  14. Chumlax

    Chumlax Reservist

    I'm sorry but the graphic suggesting how he might sneak back inside the club is absolute comedy gold, equestrian-tier comedy. You have to hand it to them, they're prepared to go all in full r e t a r d :happy1:

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  15. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Red shorts? Their graphic designer should be sacked immediately.
     
  16. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

  17. J.B

    J.B First Team

    In trouble with who?
     
  18. Squibba

    Squibba Predictor Choker 14/15

    Someone harassed Troy, he got annoyed, to diffuse the situation the Police told him to stay back whilst they most likely dealt with the guilty party, non story.

    He does love a good drink though don't he our Troy.
     
  19. Chumlax

    Chumlax Reservist

    If any of the mods punch me I'll go mental.
     
  20. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

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  21. Whippendell Woods

    Whippendell Woods Squad Player

    Old school.
     
  22. Whippendell Woods

    Whippendell Woods Squad Player

    The tiny tears sized lady police person completely loses her self control and breaks many of the rules she should obey to deploy CS spray, IMO.

    In the video Troy seems to be reacting to protect or protest at the treatment of the smaller bloke (his mate??) who is pushed smartly to one side by the folk/bouncers/idiots on the right.

    The tall male copper seems to be taking it in his stride when his female colleague has completely **** herself and lost control, drawing her spray and thrusting it straight into Troy's face.

    The National Rules on that are :- Not to be used in crowded spaces or crowd situations. (danger of innocents and even the officer being harmed.Risk of panic and escalation)

    Not to be sprayed from less than a metre. ( Serious risk of permanently blinding Troy or causing serious eye damage if she'd have set that off from 1cm of an inch as she was threatening)

    Not to be used in crowd situation to single out an individual (er, broke that National Police Guideline too)

    It should not be used at less than one metre unless life is at risk. This is due to the danger of injury to the eyes if used at close range.


    Where's the immediate threat or assault or risk to life? There's none.

    Troy only shows displeasure and even looks at her when she thrusts an object in his face. Which is a stupid thing to do to a big bloke who had clearly had a drink and who the club staff have "dealt with" without too much of a drama. Until she turns up.

    Her male colleague would've had to sort it all out and save her skin if she had have caused a riot by carrying her hysterical threat through by using the spray as Troy and the people around them would've certainly become super aggressive had they been themselves attacked without reason by a scared copper, lady or not.

    The mere act of brandishing it as she did is an assault.

    I do not doubt she was scared for her own safety and silly plain scared but clearly she is incapable of dealing or handling such a situation or work.
     
  23. Whippendell Woods

    Whippendell Woods Squad Player

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  24. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    Oh Troy you've left yourself wide open there to let the gutter press make a story out of nothing.
     
  25. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    It's a non story and will soon be forgotten ... and anyway not everyone wants to live like a monk.
     
  26. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Gives the chance for the Mail and the like to say "Football star earning x in fight" stirring everything up..
     
  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Get this monster out of our club!
     
  28. King Dev

    King Dev Squad Player

    I do not want to overreact but he's clearly tried to eat the poor woman there.
     
  29. inayellowshirt

    inayellowshirt From the other place

    Correct.. just seen the pics here and she is going against all the training. Nothing worse then getting something potentially messy under control only for a colleague to chuck in a "hand grenade".

    If its one of her first shift's, I'd give her a break but I hope to god she isn't an experience officer... and from her apparent actions I dont think she is



     
  30. Lloyd

    Lloyd Reservist

    A night out in Birmingham isn't complete until you've been pepper sprayed. Nothing to see here. Move on, please.
     
  31. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    Lets face it from the video you can see very little

    You can't see why the policewomen moved towards Troy and you only see a few seconds snap shot of the whole thing.

    People are guessing to what has and hasn't happened
     
  32. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

  33. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Sounds like he could well be going back to prison. Maybe life sentence this time! Does anyone know if we have an emergency recall option for Ighalo?
     
  34. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    It's going to be a straight swap for Marlon King. One in, one out.
     
  35. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    One in one out for Britain's overcrowded prisons
     

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