(29) Etienne Capoue

Discussion in 'The Team Bus' started by Michael Thomas, Nov 1, 2015.

  1. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    I bet that Capoue looks good on the dance floor
    I don't know if he's here from France or...
    I don't know what he's looking for.
  2. JH93

    JH93 Squad Player

    'Etienne Capoue' has the same number of syllables as 'Scooby Dooby Doo'. Surely someone can make something work with that?
  3. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    He'll ***kyn murder yoooooooooooo

    To the tune of breakfast at tiffanys
  4. reids

    reids Squad Player

    Etienne Etienne Capoue,
    He'll nutmeg you

    That's all i've got, but it's a good start.
  5. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs


    Etienne Capoue
    When the rain starts to pour
    Etienne Capoue
    When you've been there before
    Etienne Capoue
    He'll ****ing murder you
  6. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot


    Etienne, Etienne Etienne Capoue,

    Entienne, Etienne, He'll ***kyn murder you

    big, small or fat,

    White, black or Jew,

    Murder you, murder you, murder you.
  7. JH93

    JH93 Squad Player

    Well, it's a start... :naughty:

    The name fits in without repeating the first name - Etienne (3 syllables, i.e. Scooby Doo) Capoue (2 syllables, i.e. by Doo).
  8. Lionel Fessi

    Lionel Fessi First Year Pro

    To the tune of "one man went to mow, went to mow a meadow" and to celebrate the fact that Capoue will, one day, nutmeg an entire opposition team within 90 minutes:

    One man on the floooor, nut-mugged by Ca-pooooo
    Leave him, stranded on his ass, ETIENNE CAPOUE!!

    Two men on the floor, nut-megged by Capoue
    Two men, Leave 'em on their ass, ETIENNE CAPOUE!!

    Three men on the floor, nut-megged by Capoue
    Three men, two men, leave em on their ass, ETIENNE CAPOUE!!

    And so forth.......
  9. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    These suggestions are ****ing gold.
  10. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player


    Though it should be "big, fat or small", not "big, small or fat"...
  11. Grrwood

    Grrwood Reservist

    Thought I'd mentioned this one before somewhere - the old Sh*ttu chant.

    Chim-chimeney Chim-chimeney chim chim cheroo
    Who needs Stambouli when we've got Capoue!
  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Chin chimney crm chimney chin chin cheroo

    Capoue needs a lawyer cos he's murdered you.
  13. La cheminée la cheminée oh wee la la
    Etienne Capoue has gone too far

    La cheminée la cheminée chem chem charoo
    Somebody stop him from murdering you
  14. bert slater

    bert slater Reservist

    or for saturday
    who needs wayne rooney............
  15. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    Always believe in your soul...
  16. Probably not a good Lyric after Friday in Paris.
  17. Hornet23

    Hornet23 First Team

  18. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    You're right. We need to include a reference to ISIS of course.
  19. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    I'd like to see something made of this...I'm sure a talented lyricist can include Capoue in there...

  20. Jezford

    Jezford Academy Graduate

    Went to a reverend and the makers concert tonight and last song went down well with the crowd and would work for capoue. Instagram video below. https://instagram.com/p/-Pox9qKOyW/
  21. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

  22. Why?
  23. Jezford

    Jezford Academy Graduate

    Google tells me it's a sample of low rider by war aka marmite advert. Their version is called silence is talking.
  24. Jezford

    Jezford Academy Graduate

    Link to Lowrider by War below, it could work on a loop similar to the Flores chant.

  25. Jezford

    Jezford Academy Graduate

    Here's the crowd version from the Rev Army.

  26. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    What is good for?
    A goal if StuBoys on the loo.
  27. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    To the tune of 'Oh Forestieri'

    'Ettiene Capouee'
  28. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

  29. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    How about a song by 'ndubz'?
  30. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The Rev Army are our rivals
  31. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    We're gonna rock down to Etienne Capoue, and he's gon' take us higher!
  32. molly

    molly Reservist


    Doesn't matter that we lost 2-1, Capoue rescued the entire performance with this one moment of magic. I love Lingard's reaction...
  33. Jezford

    Jezford Academy Graduate

    The Lead singer from rev & makers also gets everyone to bounce throughout.
  34. barker

    barker Academy Graduate

    We really need a chant for Capoue. I've got a feeling he's going to score very soon ...

    How about something simple, like the Geno, Geno chant that starts Dexy's Midnight Runners 'Geno' - Ca-poue, Ca-poue

  35. Surely that should be reserved for our illustrious owner?

    i still think The Don's suggestion at the top of the page is genius.


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