(29) Etienne Capoue

Discussion in 'The Team Bus' started by Michael Thomas, Nov 1, 2015.

  1. Jezford

    Jezford Academy Graduate

    Tryon Mings £8million, Capoue £6 million.
  2. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Ross McCormack - £11m...
  3. Nnnn

    Nnnn First Team

  4. Warrington Hornet

    Warrington Hornet Reservist

    First chance I've had of getting on here since the match on Saturday and I completely agree.

    He was a steal at £5M.

    Some of his passing, flicks, drag backs and nutmegs on Saturday were brilliant. Fast turning into one of my top ten Watford players even at this early stage.

    Was talking to a Spurs fan prior to the match and he was disappointed that they got rid of him as he felt he was not given a proper chance there.
  5. Whippendell Woods

    Whippendell Woods Squad Player

    Etienne Capoue (Song)

    Seeing as 1: Capoue is brilliant and 2: WDSport reveal he's got the chaps playing "Wolf" at the club as a pastime...


    How about adapting the Duran Duran song "Hungry Like The Wolf" for him?

    "All over the ground
    He's on the hunt, He's after you
    Scent and a sound. You're lost and he's found
    And He's Etienne Cap-ooo!"


    Whatever....just indoors awaiting an electrician.....
    Last edited: Nov 6, 2015
  6. Jellyman

    Jellyman Squad Player

  7. Great idea, but I can't see a football crowd being able to sing this one en masse :frown:
  8. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

  9. barker

    barker Academy Graduate

    I agree. Good idea, but a bit too difficult for football. I think we need something simple - like the Deeney chant.
  10. Capoooooooooooooue
    Werewolves of London

    Werewolves of London


    Should be able to remember that!
  11. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs


    Duh duhduhduh duhduhduh duhduhduh duh duhduh duh duh
  12. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    Could be a long wait.
  13. mrciff

    mrciff Reservist

    He's fat, he's round, he cost 5 million pound, ca-poo-ay.......ca-poo-ay.

    Offensive with mis-pronunciation.

    Perfect football song.
  14. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Right, because it's so much more complicated/lesser known than Gold and the Ighalo adaptation.

    Quality suggestion, Whippendell. Hopefully someone can get this to catch on.
  15. mrciff

    mrciff Reservist

    capoue's total magic, capoue's total class, capoue's box of magic tricks will sit you on your ar$e.

    (or 'on the grass' if you are anti rude words)
  16. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player


    How about a bit of classic Elvis - the chorus of The Wonder of You

    And you'll never know,
    How he nutmegged you,
    And made you look a fool,
    That's the wonder,
    Of Etienne Capoue
  17. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Capoue Capoue!!


    It was either this or Joe Le Taxi but Capoue doesnt fit in that.
  18. Abdi

    Abdi Academy Graduate

  19. barker

    barker Academy Graduate

    Plastic Bertrand. I love it.

    Ooo - weeee - ooo - ooo Capou. Capou.
  20. maroom

    maroom Academy Graduate

    Breaking forward
    Never stops running all game
    Backheel, nutmeg, defensive duties
    Man of the match
    You made them look stupid

    He is the bigman
    He is the showman
    He is a Hornet
    Capoue Capoue
    Capoue-poo Capoue

    Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper,
    Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper

  21. Roger Irrelevant

    Roger Irrelevant Reservist

    Etienne Capoue

    Too good for you

  22. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    I like them all but I miss Warren Zevon and think we could double up with

    ' Capooooooooue,Werewolf of Watford' and Warren's comment* for the pitch announcer of 'Enjoy Every Sandwich'

    * When asked his advice for those, like himself, facing terminal cancer.
  23. Nnnn

    Nnnn First Team

    Capoue rhymes with Agadoo.

    Just saying...
  24. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Oh Capoue poue poue,
    He's just too good to be true
    Oh Capoue poue poue,
    You just can't stop him getting through
    With his left, with his right,
    What a wonderful sight,
    And he came to us first, as he was just too good for Spurs.

    Tune: agadoo
  25. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Agree. Cracking open post is not getting enough love. It's a good one yet all the feedback is people chiming in with their own songs without commenting.
  26. nottingham hornet

    nottingham hornet Academy Graduate

    great shout by the OP, could catch on if enough people know the tune.

    whilst we're at it, Watson would fit into 'Roxanne - The Police' but that would be quite tough
  27. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Etienne Capoue, Etienne Capoue, Et-i-enne Capoue, our midfield general just like De Gaulle.

  28. Jezford

    Jezford Academy Graduate

    What about I am the walrus by the Beatles?
    I am the eggman
    I am the walrus
    Coo coo capoue
  29. You are absolutely right.

    To the belly's gonna get ya tune. Er which way round is it now, oh yes!

    Ca-poue is go-nna get ya!


    It's that simple really.
  30. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    Not Capoue related but caught myself singing this in my head, and I'm an athiest!! Just needs a couple of tweeks and I think it would sound awesome coming from the stands.

    He Who Would Valiant Be ....Hymn

    He who would valiant be ’gainst all disaster,
    Let him in constancy follow the Master.
    There’s no discouragement shall make him once relent
    His first avowed intent to be a pilgrim

    Tweeked to

    We who would valiant be ’gainst all disaster,
    Let us in constancy follow the masters.
    There’s no discouragement shall make us once relent
    Our first avowed intent to be a Hornet.
  31. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    Maybe we should keep it really simple:

    CAPOOOOOOOoooooooooooo, CAPOOOOOOOoooooooooooo, CAPOOOOOOOOooooooooooo (repeat at will)

    (Wolf howl like we used to do for Wolfie the programme seller.

    Simple, easy to remember, and the fans will catch on to it immediately.
  32. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    The Allo Allo one is blindingly good to be honest.
  33. Nnnn

    Nnnn First Team

    He's here,
    he's there,
    he.....got subbed by the manager for some strange reason
    Etienne Capoue
    Etienne Capoue
  34. a19tgg

    a19tgg Reservist

    Etienne Capoue, he's going to tackle you...
    Ad infinitum
  35. "Etie Capoue, is to good for you" Just repeat over and over
    Last edited: Nov 9, 2015

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