(24) Ben Wilmot

Discussion in 'The Team Bus' started by Smudger, May 26, 2018.

  1. cfdr0ftaW

    cfdr0ftaW Academy Graduate

    Wilmot is on at half-time with Udinese 1-0 down at the San Siro.

  2. We hate 48

    We hate 48 Reservist

    And they come back to draw 1-1 in the 2nd half
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  3. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Udi drawing a little clear of trouble.

    Good news.
  4. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    RD,you must be a bat or an owl!
  5. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Good news? They ******* despise us.

  6. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    This week I am the forum’s correspondent in Orlando, Florida.

    Not visiting Disney but attending a trade convention. Fans of middle aged males with silver bouffant hair & tasseled loafers would be satisfied.
  7. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I think you have misread the poster.

    In fact it says ‘WFC is the ****’, modern urban slang suggesting that, in the author’s opinion, Watford excel.
  8. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    'Swiss Tony'?
  9. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina Squad Player

    How is the food in Orlando these days RD?
  10. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Very much so.
  11. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I can’t speak for all food but went to a nice gastro pub type restaurant last night with my local friend.

    Hotel erred towards larger portions.
  12. Looks like little old lady with grey hair to me, is it Ben Wilmot's nan?

    What about Watford, a pile of ****.

    I actually like the drawing of a turd mountain just in case someone doesn't know what **** is.

    It even has white bits, like the sun glistening off the turd as the sun rises over the horizon for another beautiful day. Or maybe undigestible pasta.

    Very creative.
    Last edited: Apr 4, 2019
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Actually I'm not sure it ever looks like that. If it does, you should see a doctor. Looks more like a small compost heap.
  14. It falls into the semi solid what on earth did I eat last night range of ****.

    Typically the outcome of a kebab after a night out, where the kebab has sat on the rotating griddle for weeks getting reheated every night and cooling and being fly infested during the day.
  15. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I hope Ben has proved a hit with the Italian ladies otherwise his stint in Udine will have been a complete waste.

    (Or ragazzi if gay.)
  16. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    This move will have shattered his confidence. Not getting any minutes at all for an appalling side like that.

    It is a deliberate, spiteful act on their part. There's no doubt about it whatsoever.

    They send us dud after dud to weaken us, and destroy every player we send them.
  17. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Made even worse by the fact he could have been taking part in an FA Cup final (on the bench at least..)
  18. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Yep . Team spirit is so good at the moment surely just being round the training ground would have been good for him. A baffling situation.
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  19. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer First Year Pro

    He's right you know!
  20. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    The plan was to make him appreciate Watford all the more so he turns down the inevitable bid from Everton
  21. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Any way that Udinese can just cancel his loan and give him back .....or would he be prevented from playing for us and training with us ?
  22. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I think that’s right.

    The best is for him to train with @rsenal & hope to catch Javi’s instructions over the hedge.

    (The autospeller suggested Javi’s ‘instrumentals’. A whole new side of our splendid coach.)
  23. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Better than training with his backing singers.
  24. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    The Ladybirds?
  25. reids

    reids Squad Player

    Should be possible, he's U21 so wouldn't be counted against our squad count and doesn't need a work permit so would be allowed to train. Just depends on whether there was a clause in the contract between the clubs saying that the loan can be canceled. That being said it looks like he's the first backup at CB for Udinese, and I'm not convinced he'd be ahead of Kabasele, Britos, Cathcart or Mariappa here - so perhaps Udinese is still the best place for him at present?
  26. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Plus there's the less measurable benefit he'll be gaining from being in a foreign country, learning a different style of football and culture and being out on loan far away from home. I'd even add learning how to deal with the disappointment of not being able to lark around on the pitch at Wembley with the rest of the fringe players last Sunday as something which, in the long run, players destined for the very top would use as a motivator to make sure they're there next time.
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  27. In the starting lineup for Udinese at Lazio this evening. Half an hour in and Lazio leading 2-0 - Ben has had Udinese's only shot at goal so far.
  28. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Code for being left to **** off every afternoon after training because he’s young, lonely & isolated?
  29. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Gino’s Oulare gambit.

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