[RUMOUR] Sam Vokes

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by nornironhorn, Jun 21, 2018.

  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    About as accurate as the Afobe rumour this one.
     
  2. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever WFC Forums Last Man Standing Winner 2018/2019

  3. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Surely it's just the press getting us mixed up with another team beginning with W. In this case it's Wycombe though not Wolves.
     
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  4. Jossy

    Jossy Reservist

  5. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    I am getting moist at the prospect of Gray and Vokes up front for us next year. Other sides will probably claim we have an unfair advantage.
     
  6. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It's never boring lol!
     
  7. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    SD surely has some massive dirt on the Pozzos and as a result we have to pay way over the odds for one of their **** players once every season.
     
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  8. I prefer the Urban Dictionary definition myself - an irritating self centered wench with delusions of grandeur. Often plays instrument... poorly. Known to grow horns and shoot flames from her eyeballs whilst chasing the innocent with her trident.

    Sounds like just what we need up front...
     
  9. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Fine if he's third choice but not as our top striker or Deeney replacement
     
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  10. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    We already have three 3rd choice strikers.
     
  11. Ray Knight

    Ray Knight First Year Pro

    Some of the words you are thinking of are often described as 'anglo-saxon' or medieval actually entered the English vocabulary much later than usually supposed. It is believed the worst are derived from Low Dutch and came into the lexicon from England's increasing reliance on the sea and through contact with sailors and pirates in the 17th Century. Swearing, cursing and blaspheming were seen as venal sins in regular Christian societies so the proliferation of these harsh sounding expletives is largely a mid 20th Century phenomenon as both Britain and America became more secular in their outlook. Their use is perfectly acceptable of course in connection with transfer rumours regarding Burnley strikers.
     
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  12. Good stuff.

    However, Gropecuntlane was the name of an English street c1230, according to the Oxfofd English Dictionary, and that most notorios of four letter words at least seems to come from old English.
     
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  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Didn't know the Donald was that old.
     
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  14. goldenstate-goldenboy

    goldenstate-goldenboy First Year Pro

    He can't possibly be any worse than Deeney has been for the past two years (and statistics seem to back that up). If I watch Deeney start another game I might just cry.
     
  15. Ray Knight

    Ray Knight First Year Pro

    Optima don't as yet measure 'nuisance factor' so Deeney misses out.
     
  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    If we recruit a striker on that basis, is there a striker that we shouldn't buy?
     
  17. Or possibly from the the Old Norse word of the same meaning - 'kunta'.

    I remember reading fairly recently that the UK Government rejected a petition to reinstate all the former Gropecuntlanes in England - it was apparently a common street name across the country, one that reflected the trade that was carried on there.
     
  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Chris Chope up to his old tricks again?
     
  19. goldenstate-goldenboy

    goldenstate-goldenboy First Year Pro

    No. I'll take anyone. I'm desperate.
     
  20. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    The thought of selling Troy and replacing him with this clown makes me sick to the stomach.
     
  21. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    He's not even that bad, not a starting striker yes but if he's coming off the bench why not?
     
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  22. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    The one in Gerrards Cross is actually Gropecunt Crescent.
     
  23. A pleasant crescent I imagine.
     
  24. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    A salubrious portion of SE Bucks.
     
  25. Only on Wfcforums would a discussion on a journeyman striker morph into a discourse on the derivation of obscene street names.

    Long may it continue.

    I'm off.
     
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  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    A better option than Sinclair but no better than TD & SO. If he's expected to start on the bench, fine but until we sign someone better, that leaves Okaka or Richarlison as the main striker. Many on here were expecting that the replacement would be an upgrade. If he was the sole striker signing that would be pretty disappointing.
     
  27. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    I bet they have a creative pronunciation for that in GX, along the Hyacinth Bucket/Bouquet lines. Far too vulgar otherwise.
     
  28. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I believe it to be Throatwarblermangrove.
     
  29. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Because he isn't better than what we have and signing him would allude to a pretty disappointing style of football to come. Perhaps he wouldn't be the worst option in the world as a player to come off the bench with 10/15 to go when losing - but that would indicate 2 things: We don't have the players who chuck it into the box in that scenario, Burnley do. And finally that he would be happy to come to us when we aren't offering him a change to his circumstances. Thats what he does at Burnley so why would he swap?

    There are quite a few reasons why signing him would make no sense at all.
     
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  30. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Nice part of slough
     
  31. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    This place does not exist. Trust me I worked there
     
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  32. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Sluff was gifted to the Royal County of Berkshire quite a few years ago, I’m afraid.

    Although, to channel IBB, the Bucks county table tennis championships were held there for several years after secession.
     
  33. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It must grate on the denizens of GX to have a SL postcode and a Slough dialling code.
     
  34. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    Not keen, but as others have said, he's probably an upgrade on what we currently have sadly :(
     
  35. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Sadly this Burnley reserve is one of the few players with "striker" on their CV who isn't an upgrade. Presumably no place for him even on the Burnley bench after they bring Rodriguez in.
     

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