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Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Defunct, Sep 17, 2011.

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    A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
    The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."

    The dog replied,

    "but that would make no sense at all!"
     
    Defunct, Sep 17, 2011
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    Hilariously unfunny...

    4/10
     
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    Generous
     
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    Nice work admin, that's what I meant by the spoiler tag.
     
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    Can you do this?
     
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  6. harry the hornet

    harry the hornet Not the official Harry the Hornet

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    :boo:
     
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    Shocking! :biggrin:
     
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    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser

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    1/10

    Loss of valuable points cause that should of been a good 1st Joke !!
     
    hollywood, Sep 18, 2011
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    LoL i think its funny... im stealing this joke :D :D
     
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    It's good to see some people have taste.
     
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    Arsene Wenger has announced he wants to buy Fernando Torres. When asked why he said
    If I play him at Centre Back at least he won't score any own goals!
     
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    At least you've managed to make Admins feeble effort look slightly less poor
     
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    Just brightening the thread up! ;)
     
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    harry the hornet Not the official Harry the Hornet

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    Can someone put a decent joke on this thread?
     
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    A man walked into a bar, ouch!!! It was an iron bar :biggrin: Good old Tommy Cooper!!!
     
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    As my wife and I lay in bed together, I felt the tension in the air.
    She then folded her arms and huffed, "You never make the first move",
    "Jesus!" I said as I rolled my eyes "Every night it's the same thing",
    "Well you don't!" she moaned "It's always me and quite frankly I'm fed up with it. And before you start, it's nothing to do with you being black",
    "It is" I said,
    "No, it isn't" she said,
    "You know what?" I said as I jumped out of the bed, "You can stick the ****ing chessboard up your arse".


    I said to my dyslexic mate "Guess which band has split up?"
    He said, "Erm..."
     
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    My mate challenged me to see who could get their dog to eat semen first! I don’t know how he’s getting on but my plan is coming on a treat!
     
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    Now that made me laug. Took me a split second to get though ;)
     
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    A mans been caught masturbating in a newsagents. Apparently it's all over the papers...
     
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    How do you get a one armed man down from a tree.

    Wave at him
     
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    For the sweaties amongst us:

    'What's the difference between Prry Como and Walt Disney?'

    'Perry Como sings and Walt dis'ney!'
     
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    Oldies are always the best.
     
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