Three Things You Utterly Despise

1. Of course, for the millionth week at no.1, it's The Tories, featuring anyone who votes Tory and not forgetting, most of all, working class Tories.

2. Obese, shaven-headed, anti-migrant (or Muslim) blusterers often to be found in pubs accompanied by their pinched-lip, pot-belly, fat arse female partner - "there's too many of 'em!". And they're not just saying that 'cos some of their BEST friends are black, aren't they 'Shell? (Nod, nod, nod. Big stinky gust of beer breath right in your face).


3. The TV series 'Friends'. Lovely chummy middle class friends. Oooh! Romantic intrigue amongst the canned laughter. Will she, won't she? Who knows. Tune in next week to find out! Lovely, lovely smug friends. And just like all our own chummy, chuckling dinner party friends - not a brown person in sight.

 

Apart from the black paleontology professor who Ross dates.

 

The last episode was over 15 years ago.

 

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I have never, ever, ever seen a single episode of "Friends" - thus, I win.

 

Clive said no "brown" person in sight.

 

I’ve only watched vicariously, as Mrs Keighley likes it.

 

I used to watch it and bend one off over Rachel's ever prominent nips.

 

Your loss..Good natured, very funny. But not intended to be a documentary

 

I fully understand as that's one of the problems with this modern information led world that utilises the interweb to share it: there's always a shortage of access of something to masturbate to.

 

Amen to that. It is to comedy what the Watford back 4 is to defending: Weak and awful to watch.

Full of stories and characters so tame, safe and dull, popular with those for whom success is equated with a big shiny car, a wardrobe full of Superdry and trips to chain restaurants.

That fact that it's so popular amongst the youth of today's phone zombies worries me far more than anything else about the state of the nation.

 

That's a bit like you, Watford FC and this www site.

 

It's harmless fun, just like watching Silva's post-match interviews

 

1) Rhubarb - the devil's rancid penis - how anyone can eat that crap in a dessert needs imprisoning.
2) Animal cruelty/Trophy hunters - give me 5 minutes in a room alone with one and a blow torch, box cutter and a kilo of salt
3) Last of the Summer Wine

 

1 Quantum theory
2 People who believe the world is not flat
3 The mosquito that bit me last week

 

1. The majority of Watford fans
2. Kiko Femenia
3. Tomato sauce

 

"Friends" was and still is brilliant fun. What's the matter with you, you madman ?
Plus RC's very PERTinent point above.

 

I quite like a bit of rhubarb as it goes. In a crumble with a bit of custard. It's an astringent sweet 'n' sour treat.

 

Report yourself to prison...no parole, no appeals.

 

I would also like to confirm @zztop 's suspicions that in common with every other dangerous red under the bed, I also despise:

1. Christmas

2. Laughter

3. People enjoying themselves

 

Nothing wrong with Christmas itself as a mid-winter festival. It’s the interminable three month run-up with all the in-your-face advertising and relentless jollity. It’s only one day, for heaven’s sake!

 

Xmas section already open in our local supermarket. Packets of mince pies with best before dates in October and foil wrapped chocolate santas etc.

 

Utter nonsense isn’t it? The trouble is: so many people fall for it and lap it up. I’ve always said there’s absolutely no reason to start preparing for Christmas until at least the beginning of December.

 

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

 

People who refuse to move Christmas to 22nd December and call it Wintersolsticemass

 

I mean, they all live in and had to share pokey flats, I think the only car for at least 8 series was Phoebe's old busted up taxi, (no one else drove or owned a car), none of them wore branded or expensive clothing, and they barely ever ate at restaurants, that's exactly what they were imspiring people watching to want to become.

 

People who are happy in the morning - you just look demented smiling at 7:30

People who are “half glass full” people - it’s only always alright because I spend days worrying about how it can go wrong and then making sure it doesn’t

Anybody that uses the word “guys” in a sentence - typically the kind of person that believes in self reflection and team building

 

1. The scum
2. Reality TV, all of it. Making people wealthy without a modicum of talent
3. The last hole I played at Mill Ride golf course this morning. An excellent back 9 ruined

 

1. X-Factor-type 'talent' shows
2. Chips served in a bucket or basket
3. F1 racing

 

1. People who write ‘loose’ on football forums.
2. The grammar police on football forums.
3. The b word.

 

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