You know how teams have various "...on Tour" stickers this is something I noticed on Sunday in [SHAMELESS_NAMEDROP]a tomb in the Valley of the Kings[/SHAMELESS_NAMEDROP]. According to our guide Samih, he read them as hornet, two piles of night soil, king's cartouche of "Lugh who was skilled in many arts" in his small city*. Or translated as Hornets sh*t on Lugh's Town. Anyone care to venture where the Lugh's Town is? *I may have misheard him.
You nearly caught me out @Diamond - the images were actually taken at my local 'spoons Egyptian Night (pint & a pitta £2.99). I mean FFS, this is there travesty of a representations of the very old and frail Emperor Claudius - I mean FFS 'skilled warrior' who were they trying to kid (other than the denizens of B'wood 'spoons):
Downside: I've just sent a week, on a boat, with something I never knew existed: German and Dutch/Flemish chavs. Upside: Egyptian Arak was part of the all-inclusive deal. As was the Egyptian beer "Stella" which was much favoured by our Teuton and Cloggie cousins.