Ben Foster

Discussion in 'Former Players Archive' started by UEA_Hornet, Aug 8, 2018.

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Players featuring in the media while contracted to the club?

  1. It’s fine

    22.9%
  2. No it’s an unnecessary distraction

    77.1%
  1. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Although Kiko should've come across to pick up Maupay for the first goal as the two centre backs had both followed other attackers' runs...
     
  2. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Now we know where Ben keeps all the shirts' he collects after each game.

     
  3. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    On his latest vlog in the hotel night before game, Ben says to Craig Cathcart, "keep the crying down tonight" to which Craig responds "That's tomorrow ain't it". Bunch of losers, we actually won this time though!
     
  4. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Great attitude. Exactly what I expect from the players at this club.
     
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  5. duewizard

    duewizard Academy Graduate

    Feels like he could've done more today, especially the fourth goal.
     
  6. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Cathssandracart.
     
  7. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

  8. J.B

    J.B First Team

    It can't be overstated how much of an utter bell end this man is.
     
  9. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Watch it on mute, he's even more annoying somehow!
     
  10. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Bit of an over exaggeration with the headline there?
     
  11. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    Sign that balloon - showed more fight than any of our lot.
     
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  12. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    It really is such a shame. Before lockdown, he was genuinely a player I really liked in the modern game. Seemed unfussed about the celebrity culture within the game and a proper professional.

    But now....
     
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  13. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    The oldest visiting keeper to keep a PL clean sheet at Old Trafford.
     
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  14. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

  15. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    He's not a current player, so that's presumably why, but I do notice they have left out any mention of Bobby Zamora in that list, who replied in a tweet lauding what JT was 'doing for football with this project' or something along those lines - think I put it on here at the time, but just hilarious, hilarious bullshyt - as was clear to anyone with half a brain, ever.

    In-post-writing-update: I found it again, here it is, and it is also still online!

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    Which one of us has the heart to tell Bobby it wasn't his good mate John slaving over a generic digital art programme to create these modern day Caravaggios?
     
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  16. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    What a surprise, obvious looking scam turns out to be a scam. Having watched his YouTube videos, I will put Foster in the useful idiot camp rather than the cynical rip off merchant one.

    Unless he's just playing this weird man baby character and then he's well and truly fooled me.
     
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  17. Gromit

    Gromit Academy Graduate

  18. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

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    Absolute ****.
     
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  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Just a joke of a footballer at this point.

    It’s really quite annoying that he’s the best of a bad bunch that we have as I’d love him to be sold or at least sat on the bench.
     
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  20. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Symptomatic of the complete lack of professionalism that infests our club from top to bottom. Unfortunately the problem is that he is still far better than Bachmann so on he goes I guess.

    Will be pleased when both of these keepers are gone in the summer and we can reset.
     
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  21. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Done a load of interviews which his want of course but none it seems with any of our players current or ex apart from Troy but who hasn’t spoken to him !

    Maybe says something about how they feel or he feels a about them ?

    Only mate seemed to be “Hughesey” and Cathcart .
     
  22. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    He's got a child's brain. There's no malice in anything he does, he's just a simpleton. Nice but dim.


    You can't hate a moron.
     
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  23. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Yup, the swear filter took out g i m p which is what I called him.

    He edits all that footage and decides to keep in two Arsenal kids saying "You're going down". Cheers Ben.
     
  24. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Wait, is this real or a pisstake/photoshop?
     
  25. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    In fairness, he definitely doesn't get anywhere near the editing process, but allowing his editor to leave that in and/or not checking it, is equally insane.
     
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  26. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Looks like someone has just stuck Saka on there as after thought over the nice flag tribute to Ukraine which actually would be much more respectable.
     
  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    FF Saka !
     
  28. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    In YouTube thumbnail marketing terms, it’s pretty mild in trying to attract Arsenal fans to the video. I’m surprised he didn’t include his stupid face looking shocked like most of the YouTube whales do. Probably saw the poor feedback to the last one where he did that.

    The capitalisation of Saka and Arsenal are a good sign of what he’s trying to do. I say ‘he’, I have no doubt he’s appointed an external company to do it. Accentuate the fact he’s a bit of a typical simple footballer in the very limited video name.
     
  29. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Real. Gagging for Arsenal fans to view it.
     
  30. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    100% ballbag.
     
  31. Gromit

    Gromit Academy Graduate

    Yikes - like this. It shouldn't annoy but it really does.

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  32. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Would definitely be the worst Watford player to be stuck in a lift with.
     
  33. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    He’d have the whole thing on Go Pro.
     
  34. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    The dreaded cuck-face.
     
  35. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    "I did a massive WHOOPSIE! Match ball I passed straight to them giveaway!"

    #likeandsubscribe #it'sonlyfootballanddoesn'tmatter #prefercyclinganyway #lookatmytrainercollection
     
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