Puppies

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  1. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    We have 3 little sprockerpoo puppies that have been born so far. 5-6 more to come.
    If we score tonight I’ll name the closest in time after the goal scorer.
    Born by the light of a Watford game on the tv
     
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  2. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    First pup out had a gray puppy collar, already looks disorientated and out of its depth
     
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  3. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Squad Player

    Welcome to the world little Andre!
     
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  4. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    luckily he is injured. Not naming after him
     
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  5. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    4 so far
     
  6. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Welcome to the world:

    Sir Tommy Mooney
    Lloyd
    Luther
    And Graham
     
  7. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Suggestions for names for the next 4?
    We live in gender fluid world so they can all be players for our first team.
     
  8. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Own goal?
     
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  9. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Much as I love GT, Graham is a daft name for a dog.

    I reckon surnames work better for dogs anyway.

    Here Deeney! Good boy Mooney! Down Wooter!

    MoJo works well. Digger?
     
  10. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Alternatively, name them Almunia, Almunia Saves Again, Now Anya, Forestieri, Hogg & Deeeeeeney. When you're in the park and rounding them up it will be good to shout their names in the order.
     
  11. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    William Troost-Ekong is the sort of name for a dog that wins Crufts.
     
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  12. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    I reckon “Ardley” would work as a dog name.
     
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  13. HHHornet

    HHHornet Academy Graduate

    Little fluffy Fozzy?

    Clearly the puppy that hangs back and watches the rest has to be called Giraldi
     
  14. samuihorn

    samuihorn Academy Graduate

    My brother’s neighbour had a rather aggressive black cat, went by the name of Marlon.
     
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  15. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Post some pics.
     
  16. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    With the greatest respect Cth, anyone who owns a beast called a cockerpoo should be shot.
     
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  17. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    It’s even worse than that, it’s a sprockerpoo.
     
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  18. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Please can we have some pics on here when the dust has settled?

    Edit: sorry, hadn’t spotted moog’s post above
     
  19. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    my daughter named our cat Barbara, Graham seems positively sensible
     
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  20. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    When it
    when it’s all done and I can work the internet out or do me an email and I’ll send moogingtons
     
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  21. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Let’s beat the florests first
     
  22. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

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  23. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Pictures, please!
     
  24. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Not going to lie, I was hoping this would be a thread about boobs.
     
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  25. leighton buzzard horn

    leighton buzzard horn Squad Player

    Likewise.
     
  26. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    I'm honoured. Thank you
     
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    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

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