I'm well better than any of our other strikers, and your a **** for saying there are 3 better than me!
The lax in my name doesn't actually refer to the adjective, but it certainly sums up the attitude of our players pretty f ucking well.
If SAHORN offends, I apologise for my family’s past generations misdeeds and will try to rewrite history ..
Too polite. After last night's 45 minutes of football horror I think stale animal urine in a bottle might be more appropriate.