Leicester Lockdown

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Jun 29, 2020.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I am fully in agreement with this.

    It's never a bad idea to lock down Leicester, even in normal times.
     
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  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    @Filbert. I'm sure the forum can arrange to smuggle food parcels to you.
     
  3. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    I blame Filbert.
     
  4. Loyalhornet

    Loyalhornet Reservist

    Yes agreed , Luton should be next . This should be a permanent lockdown
     
  5. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    No one should doubt the integrity and honesty of the group we have in this city.
     
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  6. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I'm assuming you've already got plans in place to set up a prohibition-era speakeasy in your shed?
     
  7. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Moonshine is considered quite the sophisticated beverage in some of the villages out my way.
     
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  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Imagine the carnage as Leicester emerges from two weeks of only eating crisps.
     
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  9. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    So no dietary changes, then?
     
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  10. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    In our wonderfully diverse city the diet extends to cheese and onion placki, Prawn cocktail samosas and salt and vinegar khamiir.
     
  11. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Three of the required five a day.
     
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  12. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I think what's happening is that Leicester as a club are doing this but are waiting till after we're in the bottom 3 to spread it again across the country forcing the abandonment of the league and it going down to PPG. At this point we will be relegated and they will have a massive illegal street party to celebrate our demise
     
  13. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    For anyone in Leicester needing a day out or an eyesight test.

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  14. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    @hornmeister Can you please ban Filbert for the next fortnight? We don't want to catch the Lester Lurgy off of him.
     
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  15. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I’ve coughed on all of the thread titles, all of the links in the menu and on the ‘post reply’ button.
     
  16. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    But not the 'report' button.
     
  17. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Yeah, I’d hate to win the Premier League and finish top 4.

    Getting Pearson was bad enough.
     
  18. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    lestas shyte m8 i mean look @ all the lesta stories from todays P O P B I T C H lesta speshal

     
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  19. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    What a roll call of local talent, it’s only missing Roy Cropper and Englebert Humperdinck.

    Grew up just up the road from Humperdinck and Kate and Gerry McCann.
     
  20. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    ITV News. An apology.

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  21. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    One more for the roll of honour:

     
  22. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    My dad used to live next door to Trevor Oakes from Showaddywaddy, both of his lads played for us briefly in the 90’s.

    He used to wax his red sports car in what I can only describe as a leopard print thong, an imagine burned into my mind as a 10 year old which I still struggle to budge......budgie smuggler.
     
  23. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Can you wipe the forums down after you post please:D
     
  24. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    The bulge.... the horror.
     
  25. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    All done under the moon of love?
     
  26. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I guess that’s a Showaddwaddy reference but I couldn’t name one of their songs (I’m 28)
     
  27. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    They did ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’. Which was nice.
     
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  28. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    28? Good God man. Do your parents know you are on here?

    Other Showaddywaddy songs:
    Creep
    *** da Police
    White Lines (Don’t Do It)
    Waiting For the Great Leap Forwards
    ******* Hell it’s Fred Titmus.

    Check them out on YouTube.
     
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2020
  29. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Notorious rock and roll revivalists ‘The Waddy’, as their fans knew them, had a string of drug related hits,

    A little bit of dope,
    Three steps to Heaven (where I’m going to score some Ketamine),
    Pretty little Angel Dust,
    You’ve got what it takes (about a gram).

    Made Kasabian look like Michael Buble.
     
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  30. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    According to the BBC yesterday that during lockdown the Leicester sweatshops that employed people on £2/h increased staffing from 50 to 90 in without a care for social distancing. I hope they throw the book at the owners, it appears that major retailers who had done business with them in the past have cancelled on them.
     
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  31. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Boohoo used one of these suppliers, an absolutely awful company. The clothes are dirt cheap, unbelievably cheap, but they’re also hideously cheap quality wise so it’s a complete false economy. They use Love island idiots to parade their tat all over social media. It says it al that Deli Ali had or maybe still has a clothing line with them. Their biggest investor just sold off most of their shareholding in disgust.
     
  32. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    You forgot "Too drunk to f***".
     
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  33. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    nah m8 that was the dead showaddywaddys
     

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