Song for Sarr

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Hornet4ever, Jan 2, 2020.

  1. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever WFC Forums Last Man Standing Winner 2018/2019

    "You must be my lucky Sarr, because you score goals wherever you are"

    To the tune of the Madonna song.

    Discuss.
     
  2. Look at the Sarr,
    See how he scores for you
    Sometimes he may score 2,
    And he wears yellow too!

    yawnmongers obvs!
     
  3. Yes Sarr
    He can Boogie
    And with him you can't go wrong
    He can Boogie
    Oogie Oogie
    All day long
     
  4. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Sarr*
    That's why we bought him
    Give him the ball,he'll score us a goal
    Sarr
    That's why you want him
    But he's our player,so you can jolly well clear off and bother some other club,
    It's not quite there yet but I'll get back to you.
    * 'Star' Kiki Dee
     
  5. Gonna make you a Sarr*
    Is he more, too much more than a pretty face? (I don't think so)
    It's a shame the way he speaks French, it's a disgrace
    Well I know we've been out of style
    For a long while
    But we don't care how cold you are
    You're coming home soon
    Ish-mail-a Sarrrrrrr

    We've got Ishmaila
    Sarr-arr-ar-ar
    We've got Ishmaila
    Sarrrrrrrrr

    *'Yellow' by C. Martin
     
  6. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Twinkle twinkle little Sarr
    Written off, so au revoir
    Transfer fee so very high
    Clueless Pozzos, why'd you buy?
    Twinkle twinkle little Sarr
    Written off, so au revoir.
     
  7. Ha! yawnmongers changes to yawnmongers!!!
     
  8. carboy98

    carboy98 Reservist

    He's been running hot
    He's got me ticking going to blow my top
    If you Sarr me up
    If you Sarr me up I'll never stop
    Never stop, never stop, never stop
     
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  9. You must be my lucky Sarr,
    'cause you score a goal wherever you are.
     
  10. In my dream I'm a football hero
    Wearing the black and yellow
    Ishmaila Sarr, there you are, Ishmaila Sarr

    (Silver Star, Four Seasons)

    I've got a milion of 'em.
     
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  11. There's a Sarr man running down the wing
    He's faster than a bullet
    And he's strong as any thing
    There's a Sarr man running down the wing
    He'll cross the ball to Deeney
    And Deeney knocks it in
    He told me:
    Let the Hornets win it
    Let the Hornets win it
    Let all the Hornets boogie

    With apologies to the Thin White Duke.
     
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    Very good.
     
  13. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Ishmaila woooah (x2)
    He comes from Senegal
    He’s too shy to murder ya.
     
  14. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    Excellent!
     
  15. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Boom! Nailed it.

    Stop at "and Deeney knocks it in" to keep the tempo up, if this doesn't come to pass there is no justice in the world.
     
  16. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

    ........and when the time comes, we can sing "Pedro" instead of "Deeney" :)
     
  17. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever WFC Forums Last Man Standing Winner 2018/2019

    I herewith declare GoBE the winner. Someone who knows someone please email the club & get 1881 involved on this pronto. Needs to happen.
     
  18. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    Sarr da ba dee da ba dai, da ba dee da ba dai, da ba dee da ba dai, da ba dee da ba dai, da ba dee da ba dai, da ba dee da ba dai, da ba dee da ba dai
     
  19. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Super-quick Ismaila Sarr
    We all know how good you are
    Running down the wing so fast
    Leaves defenders on their ar5e
    They all fear you Ismaila Sarr
    They all know how good you are.

    "Twinkle twinkle little star" tune, obviously.
     
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  20. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    Baby Sarrk do do do do do do
    Baby Sarrk do do do do do do
    Baby Sarrk do do do do do do
    Baby Sarrk
     
  21. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn Reservist

    Excellent, but somewhat over-optimistic regarding the attention span of the 1881.
     
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  22. Abso

    Abso First Year Pro

    F#CK V A R
    LOVE ISMAILLA SARR
    F#CK V A R, F#CK V A R
    LOVE ISMAILLA SARR
     
  23. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Sarr
    That's what they call you
    How long you've waited to get where you are
    Sarr
    That's what we wanted
    This weeks hot shot. A football star [repeat]

     
  24. carboy98

    carboy98 Reservist

    I really want this one to catch on
     
  25. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Seasonal one for those who know their Christmas carols, the chorus of "We 3 Kings of Orient Are":

    Oh Sarr of wonder, Sarr of night
    Sarr with royal beauty bright
    Watford leading, still proceeding
    Guide us to thy 3 points.
     
  26. Davidmsawyer

    Davidmsawyer Statto Statto Statto

  27. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    Saaaar, that's what they call you
    Coz they don't know how to say Ismaila
     
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  28. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Ismailla Sarr, he came from France,
    wfcforums said he had no chance
    "30 million down the drain"
    Ismailla Sarr scores again
     
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  29. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    One Ismailla Sarr
    There's only one Ismailla Sarr
    One Ismailla Saaaaarr
    There's only one Ismailla Sarr

    Repeat
     
  30. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I’d be surprised if more than 5% of those who class themselves as a ‘member’ of the 1881 have even heard of Bowie.
     
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  31. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I’m seeing on social media that some are talking of recycling the Ighalo chant for Joao Pedro...
     
  32. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn Reservist

    You'd be surprised. Plenty of older geezers in the 1881.
     
  33. gt84

    gt84 Academy Graduate

    I like Ghost of Barry Endean’s
    version of Bowie’s Starman here's my take on it !

    Theres a Sarrrman flying down the wing,
    He’d like to come and beat you,
    and he know’s he’ll blow our mind’s,

    There’s a Sarrrman flying past you now.
    he told you you would blow it,
    and he knows it’s all worthwhile,
    he told me,
    let the Hornets win it ,
    let the Hornets win it,

    let all the hornets boogie .
     
  34. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    God, it’ll be like a world record attempt to see how many pronunciations of Joao you can get in one place at one time.
     
  35. CleyHorn

    CleyHorn Reservist

    Yow
     

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