[NOT HAPPENING] Danny Rose

I see Sessignon as a winger, not a full back, like Bale, so not a direct replacement for Rose

 

I'd imagine the Sessegnon deal is off then.

 

It wasn’t water I used though. Or a watering can...

 

Using this info, I'm sure Gino's offer is this...

 

I would guess if we do sign it will be one of those extended to 7 o’clock things

 

Sessegnon has been pictured holding up a Spurs shirt, so if it hinges on that signing this may actually come off.

 

Guy who initially broke it now saying it won't happen.

 

15:18 Ryan Sessegnon [Fulham - Tottenham] £25m

 

Apparently 14m rejected but Spurs value him at £22m. Let's get this thread to 1400 posts!

 

That’s the BBC. It’s not on any of the clubs official channels yet...

 

A shortfall of £8m to be haggled between Levy and Gino in 10 mins? They could discuss it for 10 decades and still not get close.

 

This is bigger than Sarr, if only because there is a meltdown happening on Twitter from Spurs fans at the prospect of Rose signing for us!

 

We didn't water it as much as we wanted as we were dehydrated.

Plenty of fertiliser though, should bring the roses out well.

 

£22m for a 29yr old (?) would be crazy.

 

Bonus

 

It's hilarious!

 

To be fair, there are numbers being bandied about all over Twitter. Who knows what is real.

I do suspect it's true that our initial offer has been rejected. Hope we can get something done in the next 8 min though.....

 

Too many new Danny's? Confusing it would be

 

If that's the case they can take £0 for him next year.

 

He's only got 1 year left of his contract and is 29. 14m isnt the worst valuation.

 

A move known as the "Welbeck manoeuvre"

 

Thanks, Yoda.

 

But we are in a world where Zaha is worth (apparently) £80m

 

£29.14m is quite a lot.

 

‘Dead in the water’ was the term just used by one media outlet.

 

Agreed, but if the player isn't in the manager's plans, even £14m is too high. I suspect that Gino didn't go higher than £10m

 

That's the craziest valuation of the lot.

 

More like 5m

 

We'll be re-signing Graham and Webber next.

 

Absolutely Yoda.

 

And Adam Johnson. Lock up your daughters.

 

34 seconds to get there deal done

 

Remember Souness jabbering on about how Zaha was good enough to play for Real Madrid or Barcelona when we played Palarse last year?

 

Echo? Echo?