[SIGNED perm] Ismaila Sarr - club record fee

*presses finger to ear*

I’m hearing that Gerard Deulofeu has been spotted coming out the newsagents on Filbert Street empty handed having seen the appalling selection of out of date sarnies on offer and the deal is OFF.

 

What I can’t quite understand from the latest ‘news’ - why on earth are reps from Watford and Rennes meeting in...Rome?! London and Rennes are far nearer to one another...

 

Exec offsite.

 

Surely it was sarrshimi?

 

I'm done with all the Sarrcasm on here

 

Very good.

 

I'm in Rome right now, waiting for a panini in a cafe near Piazza Navona and there's no sign of Gino. It's not happening.

 

Worrying if true.

 

Rome is stunning.
In fact I will organise my next coaches' meeting in Rome.
The Colosseum will be much more use than my colleague and smell better too.
Mind you so will the Ventian canals!

 

If you just relabel them to sarrnies then maybe Ismaila will choose to head north instead?

 

Ignorantia Facti Excusat.

 

Welcome to Watford, Sarr.

 

The penguins here are now gobbling down on sarrdines - probably in tribute to Ismaila's arrival at Watford.

Either that, or they're plotting a cunning scheme to turn his head and bring him to Antarctica.

 

It's Gavin & Stacey all over again.

 

Man at Esso has just texted me.
"The condor has flown West from Leipzig. The treacle has soaked into the sponge and Fritz is ready to comply. Also diesel down to 126.9p"
Make of that what you will.

 

Pozzo insists all contracts are signed with one hand in the bocca della Verit*.

 

That’s where the Pozzo’s are trying to get the Defrel deal over the line

 

Sounds like a bowl of soup to me.

 

Does the phrase Coaning Munt mean anything to you?

 

The good news is the deal is agreed. Now we just have to be patient and wait for a bigger club to offer the same amount. We’ve done all the hard work.

 

Does the phrase ‘it’s clearly a joke’ mean anything to you?

 

That's the song Geri Halliwell did, right? Another Watford connection. That's good enough for me. It's a done deal.

 

Nah mate, he was in Sarrbucks!

 

Fake news, Northampton is Costa.

 

Well he's going to costa someone some serious sarrbucks.

 

Crikey, sea levels from global warming must be increasing far quicker than anyone predicted.

 

(Reedy whiny voice)
Look at the Sarrs, see how they shine for you.
And everything that you do..

 

Are you son of RookeryDad ?

 

#1003.

I think we should be told.

 

I’m surprised Everton haven’t put a bid in

 

There’s time yet.

 

Well crap.

https://www.evertonfc.com/news/1301802/everton-sign-winger-sarr

 

****ER!

 

Daily Mail (I know) reporting £24m fee which I reckon is the closest guess at a Pozzo fee so far. We're not going to break a transfer record by nearly £20m - just not the way they operate.