[SIGNED perm] Ismaila Sarr - club record fee

I'm hearing Gino has only offered to cover 5% of the cost of the cancellation and the travel agent wants no less than 80%. I fear this one has some way to go.

 

Thats news broke yesterday, get with it.

 

Yes, Margate.

 

Some nonce on Instagram as 1881_news claiming they have a sauce in the club who has told them the deal is done but club is waiting till deadline day to announce. Would love to know how so many people have gained the trust of Gino to get this kind of information, any tips?

 

I don't even care if he signs anymore.

I don't think he'll be any good. Carillo/Ibarbo/Niang at best.

 

Gino rang me the other day to let me know that we were pulling out of a deal for Marcus Rashford. He told me not to tell anyone and so I haven’t. Maybe this bloke on instagram should consider being a bit more discreet.

 

Can you PM me please? I won't tell anyone.

 

Does Gino trust him enough to send him ****pics?

Asking for a friend.

 

He would need a pretty specialised lense to get that tiny shrimp penis to show up

 

One of your other logins might though.

 

So we didn't get the transfer of Sarr done in time for him to do the unveiling of the away kit, but it appears that the club have used the occasion to announce that they've done a swap deal of Doucoure for some middle-aged woman:

https://twitter.com/watfordfc/status/1156482127652933632?s=21

Deal of the summer!

 

Looks like Gabby Logan, who I guess Gino would have to shell out a fair few quid for. We are going places.

 

Can she play the Chalobah role?

 

Or maybe turn your hand to landscape gardening.

With that wealth, you could get to Capability Brown level.

Moving hills, 5 ft to the left & so forth.

 

I still shiver when thinking of the Flores stare lasering into Iturbe's mind in the neon lit oasis of the South Mimms Starbucks.

 

Have WFC gone co ed?

Bold, brave & cheap!

 

His dad practising his English?

 

As middle aged goes, I'd put her at the younger end.

All things are relative.

 

She can play the Lineker role.

 

Speaking on Sky, Garcia is saying we are aiming to win the Prem. Is the Sarr signing depending on this, or are we going to win it with Ken Sema et al.

 

He's gone off his crumpet.

 

Still not signed! I’m off to go support Aston Villa. They have spent over £140mil, that’s a club with ambition. UTV!

 

Ken will unlock every defence in the premier league as and when he likes. Once we have the key to Ken the league is ours.

 

To be fair, Boris is going to run the country on sheer optimism alone, so Gracia is just taking a leaf.

 

Brexit is t

Garcia our ex manager or Gracia our current manager?

Sema should be plenty if we can keep Prodl and Ellington to the end of the window

 

For the good of the country, I suggest Javi & Johnson swap chairs.

 

STT, you seemed to suffer a stroke while composing your thoughts on Brexit.

Excellent recovery on the knotty Garcia/Gracia topic.

 

I don’t disagree but it’s worth noting that Udinese have been in Serie A for the last 25 seasons.

 

Sorry, but Ken Sema has only got the keys to a bimmer, not to Premier League defences.

 

Yes but the quality at the base of Serie A is way below the English leagues.

 

Deeney is hiding his crisps stash as we speak.

 

Maybe they should try firming it up with some amaretti biscuits?

 

I think that's the issue. The traditional biscuit base of an English cheesecake is far firmer and better quality IMHO.