[RUBBISH] Asmir Begovic

DO NOT BUY THIS KEEPER..
Bournemouth can't wait to offload him.
Terrible career stats.
Does not want to come off his line.
Awful with the ball at his feet.
Very poor with any high ball in the box.
Bournemouth defence does not have any confidence with this keeper in their goal.
This would represent a complete waste of money for Watford.

 

I don’t think we should try to buy Glen Murray

 

He could give offshore tax advice.
Apparently he is a total c**t

 

I also don't think we should try yo buy any garden gnomes and definitely should not arrange them around the pitch edge.

 

Why is there even a thread about this?

 

Where were we even linked? Not that I disagree with you.

 

This section is going to get pretty busy if the bar for starting a new thread is just naming players that members of the forum don't want us to sign...

 

I beg of you, don't sign him

 

I've heard this one is close to becoming a solid rumour. Watch this space.

 

We REALLY shouldn't sign this guy.
Or Jake Livermore.
Or Joey Barton.

 

Can people please stop bumping this thread ?! It gives me the jitters whenever it appears as a possibility.

 

Don't worry. We don't sign goalkeepers to actually play, we sign them because they're great to have around in the dressing room. Maybe Begovic knows some really funny jokes?

 

He would be great for a cup final next May.

 

I'm hearing this is 50/50. 90% done but 9% of the final 10% could be tricky.

 

Think how helpful he’ll be in helping settle future Bosnian recruits.