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Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Diamond, Feb 7, 2019.

  1. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Pretty short menu then ? Can Thai red curry and Thai green curry count as one food ? No room for poppadoms ?
     
  2. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    There was one recently where someone wanted recommendations for a good Indian restaurant. People actually recommended the Standard Tandoori in Croxley. I almost spat out my Masoor Dal.
     
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  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Thanks. You're right. It wasn't you thinking about it. It was definitely Moog. Same rules apply.
     
  4. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

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  5. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

  6. reids

    reids First Team

    Got a few to add here now thinking about it. Last September me and the GF moved into a newly built (small) block of flats - a total of 14 flats. A WhatsApp group of all the residents was duly created, the GF took the hit and joined the group so I didn't have to. Everyone complains about everything. There's a 30ft section of poured concrete outside the front door that was obviously going to be built on (that you can see at the bottom of this pic)

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    When me and the GF first looked at them we asked what was going to be built there and was told 2 cottages but they didn't have planning permission yet. So obviously we chose a flat on the opposite side of the building. This week we've been told that they've got planning permission and now everyone in the building (apart from us) is outraged. I mean did they think it was just an error that 30ft of concrete had been poured in a rectangle outside the front door? How would you not know that something was going to be built there?
     
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  7. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    That or it was hiding a missing tenant who had allegedly been behind with their rent.
     
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  8. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Don't know where to begin on this one, all I can say is very odd:

    On Janice's account:

    keith here FREE TO COLLECT tree stump. had a tree cut down in our communial garden a couple of weeks ago but the guys left the stump. spoke to THRIVE.. they told me it was not there problem. told them that me grandson plays out back they told me to keep him away from the stump he should not be playing on it.yet across from us a little girl fell down a small embankment thrive put up a fence which must of cost a few hundred quid. TALK ABOUT DOUBLE STANDARDS
     
  9. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    So many questions!
     
  10. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    You’ve stumped me. Surely they can’t just leaf it there.
     
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  11. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Barbera
     
  12. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    It wasn't their resposibility because she'd contacted the wrong branch.
     
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  13. soton_orn

    soton_orn Reservist

    You’re at a Tim Westwood DJ set, love
     
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  14. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    Apparently Shamima Begum receiving legal aid was something relevant to the local community. Lisa says:

    "This has made me feel sick ! What an absolute liberty it is she can receive legal aid!! Furious "

    Imagine giving her legal aid! Let's just stone her!
     
  15. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    It's gonna take at least tree fellas to get it moved.
     
  16. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Agreed and maybe another for bark up.
     
  17. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    The more community networking I experience, the more I think I don't want to network with my community.
     
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  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    YES! I haven't been there for years, but one of my most abiding memories is the disappointment of saving one of the few tiny chunks of meat in my curry for last, only to find out it was a completely unnecessary chunk of lemon or something.

    Miserable place.
     
  19. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    There is a new pub, with an all you can eat buffet opening nearby, which might explain this:

    Be careful a woman that we got told she lives in popley by carpenters way and steals cats and we saw her in town at the rail station And she almost stole this lovely bengle cat I told her she better not be stealing that cat but she carried on trying get it and she saw me watching so she walked away! She paratenly does it all the time around my popley!
     
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  20. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The shocked emoji shows me how serious this is. [​IMG]
     
  21. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I guess they just throw darts at a map ? Either that or the emoji is demonstrating what sexual favours the branch manager has to complete in order to qualify for these special globe artichokes (choke being apt).
     
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  22. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Globe artichokes are this year’s avocado. They’re the latest must-have superfood recommended by life coaches.
     
  23. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Come to the Harpenden branch, luv. While you’re there you can choose from the plethora of balsamic vinegar varieties and even which sea your sea salt comes from!
     
  24. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Harpenden intrigues me.
     
  25. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Morrisons funding ISIS shock!

    "First time in ages been shopping in morrisons .never again
    They had a full halal section .not only is it cruelty to the animals , but they FUND ISIS as well , DISGUSTED ,, please everyone share this in case i get banned !!!!"
     
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  26. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Time to put our foots down!

    "By a mile me most hated person on FB. Does me head in when someone uploads a video just absolutely licking muslims arses for likes after a terrorist attack bottom line of it is every terrorist is Muslim n we are not going to be able to fight this by walking on our tip toes scared to be a bit racist this is a British country and we need to put our foots down and start laying some controversial laws better to upset a few muslims than our people dieing on our streets!"
     
  27. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Social jihad, sex slave gangs, terrorists and cuckoos!

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  28. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    I thought they were Christian fundamentalists, what with all those burgers they sell
     
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  29. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I believe that he/she is correct that Britain is a British country but will need to check.
     
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  30. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Been looking in the Politics section of the forum again?
     
  31. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Wasps' nest not treated the same as armed robbery - Discusted!

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  32. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    It is terrifying that there are people this stupid in the British electorate. It's pretty clear why all politicians talk to the electorate as though they are talking to 10 year olds.
     
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  33. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Free pizza attack bribe shock!

    Everyone in ashington area that walks their dogs make sure you keep away from this woman if she is walking 4 dogs on her own as they will slip the leader and attack your dog as this has just happened to my dog!! Just thought I’d let everyone aware she will just bribe you with free food from pizza house! Share!!

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  34. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Jeremy Kyle bed hoping peapole scandal analysed.

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  35. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I heard the Pest control guys were similarly hopeless when informed of the break-in at the cash machines at the local co-op. U never see your local pest controllers on the beat anymore. Orsterity gon mad.
     
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